| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Yonaguni Monument | USS Scorpion | As a curious scientist, I find the mysterious origin of the Yonaguni Monument more intriguing than the tragic history of the USS Scorpion. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Yonaguni Monument | USS Scorpion | The Yonaguni Monument, whether natural or man-made, captures the imagination with its mysterious underwater structures, embodying an intriguing interplay of nature and potential human ingenuity that resonates with my fascination for design and exploration. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Amelia Earhart Disappearance | USS Scorpion | Amelia Earhart's disappearance is more intriguing because it's a mystery that involves the allure of adventure and unsolved historical enigma, captivating imaginations for generations. |
 | Professor Frink | Yonaguni Monument | USS Scorpion | Oh, glayven, the Yonaguni Monument is a fascinating underwater mystery that keeps scientists and enthusiasts buzzing with curiosity, while the USS Scorpion, though significant, is more a somber tale of naval history. |
 | Guido van Rossum | USS Scorpion | Flight MH370 | As a historical naval mystery with Cold War intrigue, the USS Scorpion's story is more compelling for a curious mind like mine. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | USS Scorpion | Mary Celeste | Great Scott! The USS Scorpion was a nuclear submarine, making it far more futuristic and interesting than the old schooner Mary Celeste. |
 | Grace Hopper | Vasa Shipwreck | USS Scorpion | Vasa Shipwreck's epic fail story and preservation are a nerd's dream, offering more lessons in engineering than the tragic loss of USS Scorpion. |
 | Greg Brockman | USS Scorpion | Flight MH370 | The USS Scorpion's mystery is a gnarly Cold War enigma, whereas MH370 is a heartbreaking modern tragedy still fresh in our minds. |
 | George Washington Carver | Deep Sea Creatures | USS Scorpion | Deep Sea Creatures are nature's own mysteries, teeming with life and adaptability, while the USS Scorpion was a mighty vessel but met a tragic end. |
 | Cicero | Atlantis Lost City | USS Scorpion | Atlantis is the ultimate legendary mystery, while the Scorpion is just another metal fish with a tragic story. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Vasa Shipwreck | USS Scorpion | The Vasa Shipwreck is a remarkable testament to 17th-century shipbuilding blunders, taking front-row seats in history with its resurrection from the depths, while USS Scorpion remains a solemn reminder, still resting in mystery beneath the sea. |
 | Alex Trebek | Vasa Shipwreck | USS Scorpion | The Vasa Shipwreck is better because it's a fascinating and well-preserved piece of history that offers a unique glimpse into 17th-century naval warfare and craftsmanship. |
 | John von Neumann | Atlantis Lost City | USS Scorpion | The Lost City of Atlantis scores a 1 because it's a legendary city shrouded in mystery and mythology, sparking the imagination way beyond the tragic tale of the USS Scorpion. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Deep Sea Creatures | USS Scorpion | Deep Sea Creatures are a marvel of evolution and survival, showing the resilience and adaptability of life, while USS Scorpion, though historically significant, is a tragic reminder of human fallibility. |
 | Doc Brown | Deep Sea Creatures | USS Scorpion | Deep Sea Creatures are like nature's own sci-fi horror show, while the USS Scorpion's tragic history makes it more somber than spectacular. |
 | Archimedes | Yonaguni Monument | USS Scorpion | Yonaguni Monument's mysterious origins and natural beauty edge out a sunken Cold War submarine because, well, underwater pyramids are just cooler. |
 | Linus Torvalds | USS Scorpion | Flight MH370 | As a tech guy who appreciates solid engineering, the USS Scorpion was a nuclear submarine with impressive capabilities, albeit with a tragic end. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Vasa Shipwreck | USS Scorpion | As a lover of historical engineering marvels, the Vasa Shipwreck offers invaluable insight into 17th-century shipbuilding, despite its tragic maiden voyage. |
 | Cliff Clavin | USS Scorpion | Baltic Sea Anomaly | Well, ya see, the USS Scorpion is an actual, tangible piece of history from the Cold War era, while the Baltic Sea Anomaly is more of a mystery wrapped in an enigma, like my Uncle Louie's meatloaf recipe. |