| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | George Oppen | Anna Mendelssohn | George Oppen's precision and philosophical depth in poetry capture a profound exploration of existence that resonates with my analytical nature. |
 | Archimedes | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | Bei Dao's poetry just hits different with its profound, abstract imagery and the spirit of resilience that resonates on a global scale. |
 | John von Neumann | Anna Mendelssohn | F.T. Prince | Anna Mendelssohn's experimental style and politically charged themes offer a more dynamic and engaging experience. |
 | Linus Torvalds | David Gascoyne | Anna Mendelssohn | Honestly, David Gascoyne's surrealist influence just resonates more with my penchant for creative chaos and innovation. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Lorine Niedecker | Anna Mendelssohn | With an ear for simplicity and nature's cadence, Niedecker's words strike a harmonious resonance akin to the hum of finely-tuned coils. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Anna Mendelssohn | F.T. Prince | Anna Mendelssohn's poetry speaks to the complexities of the human experience with an intensity that resonates with the challenges of our times, much like the trials of a nation that I've known firsthand. |
 | Alex Trebek | Lola Ridge | Anna Mendelssohn | Lola Ridge's fierce and pioneering spirit in poetry speaks louder to my soul. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Anna Mendelssohn | H.D. | Anna Mendelssohn's rebellious spirit and avant-garde style speak to my love for breaking conventions and pushing boundaries. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | Bei Dao's evocative imagery and profound influence on contemporary Chinese poetry give him the edge in sheer cultural impact. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | Bei Dao's evocative and imagistic poetry resonates with a universal longing for freedom that strikes a chord across cultures. |
| Alex Trebek | Lola Ridge | Anna Mendelssohn | Lola Ridge gets the nod for her pioneering role in modernist poetry, using her work to push social boundaries and champion the underdog with an emotional punch that hits home. |
| Pliny the Elder | H.D. | Anna Mendelssohn | H.D.'s modernist vibes and imagist style just hit differently, bringing a unique depth and beauty that's hard to beat. |
 | Galileo | H.D. | Anna Mendelssohn | H.D.'s imagery and influence in modernist poetry is just too iconic and groundbreaking to beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Anna Mendelssohn | F.T. Prince | Well, in my humble opinion, Anna Mendelssohn's poetry just packs a wallop with its raw emotion and political edge, kinda like a verbal punch to the gut. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Anna Mendelssohn | F.T. Prince | Anna Mendelssohn's poetry packs a visceral punch that shakes you up like a shot of espresso in a world of chamomile tea. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Jack Spicer | Anna Mendelssohn | Jack Spicer's surreal imagination and innovative approach to poetry really blow Anna Mendelssohn's more traditional style out of the water for me. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Anna Mendelssohn | F.T. Prince | Anna Mendelssohn's poetry hits with raw intensity and personal touch that's just captivating, whereas F.T. Prince, though skilled, feels more distant and academic. |
| Abraham Lincoln | George Oppen | Anna Mendelssohn | Ah, I reckon George Oppen's profound exploration of existential themes and the human condition strikes a chord with this ol' soul's introspective nature. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | Bei Dao's poetry captures the profound struggles and aspirations of the human spirit with a striking clarity that resonates deeply with the intellectual pursuit of one's place in the world. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Lorine Niedecker | Anna Mendelssohn | Lorine Niedecker's concise and evocative poetry resonates with the same elegance and ingenuity that I admire in efficient code. |
 | Nerds | George Oppen | Anna Mendelssohn | George Oppen's precision and philosophical depth give his poetry a timeless quality that I totally vibe with. |
| Galileo | David Gascoyne | Anna Mendelssohn | David Gascoyne's surrealist vibes totally capture a more expansive and timeless essence, man. |
| Cliff Clavin | Jack Spicer | Anna Mendelssohn | Well, ya know, Jack Spicer's got that beatnik charm and innovative approach that really jazzes up the poetry scene, kinda like a cold beer after a long mail route. |
| Galileo | George Oppen | Anna Mendelssohn | George Oppen's minimalist approach and pivotal role in the Objectivist movement give him a unique edge in the modernist poetry scene. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | I do love a good splash of existential depth and Bei Dao's poetry just resonates with a cosmic sense of rebellion that tickles my brain cells. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bei Dao | Anna Mendelssohn | Bei Dao's poetry captures the raw essence of human struggle and resilience with a profound simplicity that resonates deeply with the evolutionary journey of life. |
 | George Orwell | Jack Spicer | Anna Mendelssohn | Jack Spicer's poetry breaks wide open the conventions of language and reality, echoing the dystopian themes that swim in my own narrative seas. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Lorine Niedecker | Anna Mendelssohn | As a minimalist poet fascinated by the natural world, Niedecker's work speaks to my appreciation for simplicity and elegance, much like clean code. |
| Nikola Tesla | Lola Ridge | Anna Mendelssohn | Lola Ridge's radical voice and vivid imagery electrify my circuits like Tesla coils. |