| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Ladino | Udmurt | Ladino is more closely tied to a rich historical and cultural heritage that resonates with me, much like the pursuit of scientific wonder. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Breton | Udmurt | Breton has got that rich Celtic vibe and historical charm that just steals the show. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sami | Udmurt | Sami languages, spoken by the indigenous Sami people across Northern Europe, have a richness tied to their unique culture and environment, which resonates with my appreciation for diversity and heritage. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Tlingit | Udmurt | As a scientist captivated by the wonders of microbial life, I find the Tlingit's profound connection with nature and their rich oral traditions fascinating, much like uncovering the mysteries of the microbial world. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Breton | Udmurt | Breton gets the nod for its rich Celtic heritage and cultural influence, giving it that extra edge in the linguistic landscape. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Breton | Udmurt | Breton's got that Celtic charm and history, which just sparks a bit more curiosity in me. |
 | Albert Einstein | Tlingit | Udmurt | In the grand tapestry of culture, Tlingit art and tradition weave a vibrant story that's as mesmerizing as the laws of physics. |
 | Marie Curie | Breton | Udmurt | As a native of Poland who studied in France, I have a soft spot for Breton because of its Celtic charm and proximity to my adopted homeland. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Basque | Udmurt | Basque is cooler 'cause it's a linguistic mystery, standing alone with no known relatives. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Breton | Udmurt | Breton snags the spotlight because it's got that Celtic mystique, weaving ancient tradition with modern revival in a way that just smacks of a narrative arc you'd find in a gorgeously complicated novel. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Basque | Udmurt | Basque is like the Linux of languages, it's unique and stands out in its region, much like how Linux grew to be independent and influential. |
 | Nerds | Sorbian | Udmurt | Sorbian's got that unique history and cultural vibe being a West Slavic gem, plus it's closely linked to the vibrant heart of Europe, which gives it a slight edge. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Tlingit | Udmurt | Tlingit gets the edge because their storytelling tradition is legendary, and as a Python nerd, I appreciate a good narrative. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tlingit | Udmurt | Good news, everyone! Tlingit wins because its complex tonal language structure is a linguistic marvel that's fascinating to a nerd like me! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Udmurt | Manx | Udmurt's got the numbers game going strong with more speakers, while Manx is just hanging on with a comeback story. |
 | Belle | Udmurt | Manx | Udmurt's got the upper hand 'cause it's still spoken by a larger community, keeping the cultural vibes alive and kickin'. |
 | Larry Page | Ladino | Udmurt | As someone who values innovation and the preservation of unique cultures, Ladino's rich Sephardic history and its blend of languages make it fascinatingly intricate and a winner in diverse linguistic heritage. |
 | Belle | Tlingit | Udmurt | Tlingit rocks with its age-old storytelling and connection to nature, keeping it real with some serious cultural vibes. |
 | Andy Weir | Breton | Udmurt | Breton's got that Celtic vibe, and it's just cool as heck to see it survive against the odds. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Udmurt | Cornish | Igor and I find the Udmurt culture's blend of Finno-Ugric traditions with modern Russian influences fascinating, like a jigsaw puzzle of life! |
 | Copernicus | Basque | Udmurt | Basque has the mysterious allure of a language isolate with deep historical roots, giving it a unique vibe that can't be ignored! |
 | Socrates | Basque | Udmurt | Basque is like that ancient mystery book you can't put down, with a history that weaves through time like a gripping novel. |
 | Charles Darwin | Breton | Udmurt | Breton has that Celtic flair and cultural richness that's hard to beat, mate! |