| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Sami | Cornish | In the grand Orwellian scheme, the Sami culture's deep connection with nature and resilience in harsh environments rings a more profound bell of authenticity and survival, which I admire. |
 | Marie Curie | Manx | Cornish | Manx has seen a remarkable revival effort that showcases the resilience of a small community in preserving their unique linguistic heritage. |
 | Charles Babbage | Breton | Cornish | Breton's got that extra zing with more native speakers and a dash of Celtic charm that gives it an edge, mate. |
 | Larry Page | Sorbian | Cornish | Sorbian's got that Central European vibe and a bigger speaking community, giving it the edge in cultural footprint. |
 | Carl Sagan | Sorbian | Cornish | Sorbian languages are still actively spoken by thousands, offering a vibrant living culture, while Cornish, though revitalized, holds more historical intrigue than day-to-day use. |
 | David Macaulay | Cornish | Manx | Cornish for me is like a jammy pasty, irresistible and full of flavor, 'cause it's got that mythical blend of coastline charm and rich history that just vibes with my inner explorer. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Breton | Cornish | Breton's got that deep Celtic groove, man, with a dash of French flair that just sings to the soul, ya dig? |
 | Pythagoras | Tlingit | Cornish | Tlingit is still spoken by native communities, keeping its cultural heritage alive and kicking. |
| Pythagoras | Cornish | Tlingit | Cornish, mate, has that European flavor and history that just vibes with my Greek soul. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Ladino | Cornish | Ladino's got this rich, labyrinthine history, weaving through Sephardic Jewish culture, which just gives it this depth that's hard to beat. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Udmurt | Cornish | Igor and I find the Udmurt culture's blend of Finno-Ugric traditions with modern Russian influences fascinating, like a jigsaw puzzle of life! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Breton | Cornish | Breton's got that extra oomph with more speakers and a stronger cultural presence, so it takes the cake. |
 | John von Neumann | Tlingit | Cornish | Tlingit packs a punch with its rich oral tradition and cultural resilience, making it the standout choice. |
| Pythagoras | Faroese | Cornish | Faroese just has that cool Nordic vibe that's hard to beat, with its unique runic history and island culture. |
 | Doogie Howser | Breton | Cornish | Breton just edges it out because it's still kickin' more robustly as a living language with a larger number of speakers and active cultural presence. |