| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Baby Jumping Fiesta | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Well ya know, Baby Jumping Fiesta is a real hoot 'cause it combines history with a touch of the bizarre, unlike toe wrestling which, let's face it, is just a footsie match gone too far. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is a vibrant cultural fiesta bursting with creativity and local tradition, truly a rad way to celebrate the season! |
 | Charles Babbage | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Toe wrestling flexes those digits, bringing both sport and humor, while jumping over babies just seems loco! |
 | Jensen Huang | Monkey Buffet Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Come on, who doesn't want to see a bunch of monkeys feasting on an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's just bananas! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Monkey Buffet Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Monkey Buffet Festival is a quirky celebration of nature and human creativity, aligning with the wonder of exploration and fun! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Air Guitar World Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Air Guitar World Championship's got that rock 'n' roll spirit that just amps up the fun factor, dude! |
 | Greg Brockman | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Goose Pulling Festival | Toe wrestling's quirky and hilarious nature just tickles my nerdy bone more than the historical but controversial goose pulling. |
 | Andy Weir | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Because hurtling down a hill chasing a wheel of cheese is the kind of delightful chaos that just screams human ingenuity and questionable life choices. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Cheese Rolling Festival is the epitome of quirky history and adrenaline, just like an unpredictable Python script that brings endless fun! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Cheese Rolling Festival is a brilliant clash of physics and human daring, an irresistible force meeting gravity, while toe wrestling is more of a quirky curiosity. |
 | Cicero | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is rad because carving veggies is way cooler than sweaty toe grappling. |
 | Marie Curie | Underwater Music Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | As a scientist, I'm all for creative experiments, and the Underwater Music Festival strikes a chord by blending art and the science of sound in a unique aquatic setting. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is rad because it mixes art, tradition, and radishes into an epic cultural fiesta. |
 | Carl Sagan | Air Guitar World Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Air Guitar World Championship captures the boundless creativity and cosmic whimsy of the human spirit, making it a more spectacular celebration of imagination. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mud Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Mud Festival really captures the spirit of play and spontaneity, resonating with the idea of ephemeral experiences that can transform societal norms and perceptions. |
 | Pythagoras | Wife Carrying Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Wife Carrying Championship is all about teamwork and balance, while toe wrestling is just a bit too niche for my taste. |
| Charles Babbage | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Cheese Rolling's got history and adrenaline, mate, a mad dash for cheese beats grappling with toes any day! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | As a scientist who appreciates the marvels of fermentation, the Cheese Rolling Festival takes the cake—or rather, the cheese—for its celebration of culture and chemistry in action! |
 | Socrates | Monkey Buffet Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Because, dude, who wouldn't wanna see monkeys pig out at a buffet? It's hilariously adorable and a wild cultural spectacle! |
| Greg Brockman | Underwater Music Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Underwater Music Festival is like a jazz jam session in the ocean, and who doesn't love some groovy tunes with a splash of adventure? |
| Socrates | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is way cooler 'cause it's a quirky cultural fest with radish art, not just toes battling it out. |
 | Belle | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Because let's be real, watching people fling themselves down a hill for cheese is way more epic than toe wrestling! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Wife Carrying Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Because, let's face it, the absurdity of lugging your spouse across an obstacle course is a kind of surreal, postmodern ballet that has both the existential heft and the narrative arc worth contemplating over a hyperreal toe grapple. |
 | Professor Frink | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Oh, glayvin! Night of the Radishes is a quirky festival filled with creativity and tradition, making it a delightful display of human imagination over toe wrestling! |
| Carl Sagan | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Cheese Rolling Festival wins because chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill is both a delightful nod to gravity and an exercise in the joy of human eccentricity. |
 | Albert Einstein | Cheese Rolling Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Cheese Rolling Festival is an exhilarating display of gravity and chaos, making it an unmissable spectacle of human spirit and absurdity. |
 | Larry Page | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Goose Pulling Festival | Toe wrestling is a quirky sport with a modern sense of humor, making it more entertaining than old-era goose pulling. |