| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Underwater beats mud any day because jamming with fish is way cooler than getting dirty! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Underwater Music Festival | Wife Carrying Championship | Given my love for the oddball and the artistic, the Underwater Music Festival hits the right note by blending quirky science with creative expression. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | As a tech enthusiast and lover of innovation, the Underwater Music Festival wins because it offers a unique acoustic experience that merges music with the marvels of marine life. |
 | Charles Darwin | Underwater Music Festival | Goose Pulling Festival | Underwater Music Festival is better because it celebrates creativity and harmony with nature without harming any animals. |
 | Marie Curie | Underwater Music Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | As a scientist, I'm all for creative experiments, and the Underwater Music Festival strikes a chord by blending art and the science of sound in a unique aquatic setting. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Underwater Music Festival | Wife Carrying Championship | Because underwater music sounds like the kind of avant-garde spectacle Kilgore Trout would stumble upon, and there's nothing quite as absurdly beautiful as a coral symphony. |
| Richard P Feynman | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Underwater music just sounds like a groovy fusion of physics and art, and I can't resist that sweet harmony. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Underwater Music Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | The Underwater Music Festival submerges art and environment, creating an immersive experience that harmonizes with my passion for innovative and sustainable design. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Being a tech enthusiast and a lover of unique experiences, the Underwater Music Festival piques my interest more for its innovative blend of music and marine life. |
 | Greg Brockman | Underwater Music Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Underwater Music Festival is like a jazz jam session in the ocean, and who doesn't love some groovy tunes with a splash of adventure? |
 | Nerds | Cheese Rolling Festival | Underwater Music Festival | Dude, Cheese Rolling is like the ultimate wild ride down a hill, way more thrilling than underwater tunes. |
 | Socrates | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Jamming out underwater with fish beats getting dirty in mud any day! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Underwater Music Festival | Because let's be real, where else can you giggle at babies leaping over mattresses in Spain, it's a cultural hoot! |
 | Grace Hopper | Underwater Music Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | Because who wouldn't choose jamming with fish over air-jamming in front of folks? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Underwater Music Festival | Goose Pulling Festival | The Underwater Music Festival rocks because it combines the wonders of music with the whimsical world beneath the waves, making it a truly unique blend of art and nature. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Underwater Music Festival | Night of the Radishes | As a nerd who loves creativity in tech and culture, the Underwater Music Festival's unique blend of music, quirky underwater antics, and environmental awareness strikes the right chord with my geeky interests. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Underwater Music Festival | Goose Pulling Festival | Despite my love for the absurd, underwater tunes tickle my inventive spirit more than some old-timey goose shenanigans. |
| Grace Hopper | Underwater Music Festival | Monkey Buffet Festival | As a computer scientist and naval officer, the Underwater Music Festival strikes a chord with my love for innovation and the sea, blending music and marine conservation in a truly unique experience. |
 | Galileo | Monkey Buffet Festival | Underwater Music Festival | Monkeys chowing down on a massive buffet? Now that's a wild, unforgettable spectacle you just gotta see! |