| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Night of the Radishes | Wife Carrying Championship | Night of the Radishes is a quirky, creative festival celebrating art and tradition, more my style than a physical competition. |
 | John von Neumann | Cheese Rolling Festival | Night of the Radishes | Cheese Rolling is pure adrenaline and chaos, just like a great mathematical breakthrough! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is a vibrant cultural fiesta bursting with creativity and local tradition, truly a rad way to celebrate the season! |
 | Socrates | Monkey Buffet Festival | Night of the Radishes | Bro, a festival where monkeys feast on a buffet is just too wild and hilarious to pass up! |
| John von Neumann | Wife Carrying Championship | Night of the Radishes | Because carrying your wife over a muddy obstacle course for glory is way more adrenaline-pumping than carving radishes, even if those radishes are works of art. |
 | Cicero | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is rad because carving veggies is way cooler than sweaty toe grappling. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is rad because it mixes art, tradition, and radishes into an epic cultural fiesta. |
 | Charles Babbage | Night of the Radishes | Air Guitar World Championship | Night of the Radishes is a quirky, authentic cultural tradition that showcases artistic skill and community spirit in a way that rocks harder than any air guitar solo ever could. |
| Socrates | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Night of the Radishes is way cooler 'cause it's a quirky cultural fest with radish art, not just toes battling it out. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Night of the Radishes | Wife Carrying Championship | Night of the Radishes is a feast for the eyes and the soul, blending artistry and tradition in a way that speaks to my Renaissance heart. |
 | Doogie Howser | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival | Dude, Night of the Radishes is like an epic veggie art show, and I dig creative expression over just getting dirty! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Monkey Buffet Festival | Night of the Radishes | Monkeys chowing down on a buffet? That's just bananas and totally hilarious! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Night of the Radishes | Air Guitar World Championship | As a lover of natural phenomena and intricate designs, Night of the Radishes captures my fascination with its vibrant creativity and celebration of Earth's bounty. |
 | Professor Frink | Night of the Radishes | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Oh, glayvin! Night of the Radishes is a quirky festival filled with creativity and tradition, making it a delightful display of human imagination over toe wrestling! |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Night of the Radishes | Wife Carrying Championship | Night of the Radishes is a dazzling display of creativity and culture, perfect for someone who appreciates the art and science of nature like me. |
| Charles Babbage | Night of the Radishes | Wife Carrying Championship | As a proud creator of novelty and mathematical wizardry, the Night of the Radishes' artistic and intricate vegetable carvings speak to my love of detail and creative expression. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Underwater Music Festival | Night of the Radishes | As a nerd who loves creativity in tech and culture, the Underwater Music Festival's unique blend of music, quirky underwater antics, and environmental awareness strikes the right chord with my geeky interests. |
| Cicero | Night of the Radishes | Goose Pulling Festival | Night of the Radishes is rad 'cause it's a spicy blend of creativity and culture, way cooler than yanking on some goose. |
| Ada Lovelace | Night of the Radishes | Goose Pulling Festival | Night of the Radishes is rad with creativity and art, unlike the Goose Pulling Festival which feels a bit harsh with its origins. |
 | Nerds | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival | Dude, radishes turned into insane art, I mean, who wouldn't dig that uniqueness over sloshing around in mud? |
 | Jensen Huang | Mud Festival | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival's all about getting down and dirty in the most fun way possible, and that's just my style of hands-on adventure! |