Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Underwater beats mud any day because jamming with fish is way cooler than getting dirty! |
 | Carl Sagan | Mud Festival | Cheese Rolling Festival | The Mud Festival is a cosmic celebration of getting delightfully dirty while fostering a sense of unity and joy among Earthlings, much like the billions and billions of cosmic particles that form our universe. |
 | The Brain | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Because pretending to shred on an air guitar in front of a hyped crowd is the ultimate way to unleash your inner rockstar without ever having to tune a string. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mud Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | As someone who revolutionized microbiology, I must admit, getting down and dirty in a mud festival sounds like a fascinating way to explore nature's microbes up close! |
 | Socrates | Mud Festival | Goose Pulling Festival | Mud Festival is all about getting down and dirty with a grin, way more fun and less controversial than yanking on a poor goose. |
 | The Brain | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Rocking out on an invisible guitar is way cooler than getting dirty in a mud pit! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Cheese Rolling Festival | Mud Festival | The Cheese Rolling Festival rolls with a shocking charge of tradition and gravity, much like my alternating current experiments! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mud Festival | World Toe Wrestling Championship | The Mud Festival really captures the spirit of play and spontaneity, resonating with the idea of ephemeral experiences that can transform societal norms and perceptions. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Being a tech enthusiast and a lover of unique experiences, the Underwater Music Festival piques my interest more for its innovative blend of music and marine life. |
 | Jensen Huang | Mud Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Mud Festival is the ultimate playground for messy creativity and fun, just like how GPUs power the craziest, most demanding workloads out there! |
 | Socrates | Underwater Music Festival | Mud Festival | Jamming out underwater with fish beats getting dirty in mud any day! |
 | Belle | Mud Festival | Wife Carrying Championship | Mud Festival is totally lit with everyone getting messy and having a blast together in the mud, it's just pure chaotic fun! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mud Festival | Wife Carrying Championship | The Mud Festival gets you right into the thick of things, mess and all, making it a chaotic, fun experiment in human interaction. |
 | Doogie Howser | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival | Dude, Night of the Radishes is like an epic veggie art show, and I dig creative expression over just getting dirty! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cheese Rolling Festival | Mud Festival | Because let's face it, the spectacle of people hurling themselves down a hill after a runaway cheese is a delightful, rolling metaphor for the absurdity of human endeavor. |
 | George Washington Carver | Wife Carrying Championship | Mud Festival | Well, now, the Wife Carrying Championship sure is a hoot with its test of teamwork and strength, which adds a bit more excitement than just getting all muddy. |
 | Nerds | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival | Dude, radishes turned into insane art, I mean, who wouldn't dig that uniqueness over sloshing around in mud? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Monkey Buffet Festival | Mud Festival | Monkeys chowing down on a buffet is pure chaos and hilarity, mate! |
 | Jensen Huang | Mud Festival | Night of the Radishes | Mud Festival's all about getting down and dirty in the most fun way possible, and that's just my style of hands-on adventure! |
 | Greg Brockman | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Air Guitar World Championship is all about rocking out with pure imagination, and as a nerd, I can't resist the creativity it brings out in people. |