Nerd Sort

Top 10 obscure festivals - votes for Goose Pulling Festival

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinBaby Jumping FiestaGoose Pulling FestivalJumping over babies is a bizarre yet oddly harmless tradition, unlike yanking a goose, which feels a tad too grisly for my taste, even for a mad scientist.
DataDataWife Carrying ChampionshipGoose Pulling FestivalWife Carrying Championship is a hilarious and quirky competition that celebrates teamwork and love, unlike the outdated and controversial Goose Pulling Festival.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipGoose Pulling FestivalToe wrestling's quirky and hilarious nature just tickles my nerdy bone more than the historical but controversial goose pulling.
  Socrates SocratesMud FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalMud Festival is all about getting down and dirty with a grin, way more fun and less controversial than yanking on a poor goose.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinUnderwater Music FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalUnderwater Music Festival is better because it celebrates creativity and harmony with nature without harming any animals.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutMonkey Buffet FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalBecause I'd rather see a bunch of monkeys enjoying a smorgasbord than folks messing with geese in ways that give me the heebie-jeebies.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonWife Carrying ChampionshipGoose Pulling FestivalBecause racing through an obstacle course with your partner on your back is way more entertaining and doesn't involve animal cruelty—it's people-powered silliness, and that's my kind of fun.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingUnderwater Music FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalThe Underwater Music Festival rocks because it combines the wonders of music with the whimsical world beneath the waves, making it a truly unique blend of art and nature.
CiceroCiceroNight of the RadishesGoose Pulling FestivalNight of the Radishes is rad 'cause it's a spicy blend of creativity and culture, way cooler than yanking on some goose.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciUnderwater Music FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalDespite my love for the absurd, underwater tunes tickle my inventive spirit more than some old-timey goose shenanigans.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceNight of the RadishesGoose Pulling FestivalNight of the Radishes is rad with creativity and art, unlike the Goose Pulling Festival which feels a bit harsh with its origins.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekAir Guitar World ChampionshipGoose Pulling FestivalAir Guitar World Championship rocks with creativity and humor, unlike the outdated spectacle of Goose Pulling.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellMonkey Buffet FestivalGoose Pulling FestivalIn a world where absurdity and spectacle reign, the Monkey Buffet Festival is a triumph of whimsy over brutality, feeding joy rather than fueling cruelty.
Larry PageLarry PageWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipGoose Pulling FestivalToe wrestling is a quirky sport with a modern sense of humor, making it more entertaining than old-era goose pulling.