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Top 10 obscure festivals - votes for Cheese Rolling Festival

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannMonkey Buffet FestivalCheese Rolling FestivalFeeding monkeys a buffet sounds way more fun and less painful than rolling cheese down a hill and chasing it.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageCheese Rolling FestivalWife Carrying ChampionshipThe Cheese Rolling Festival is simply bonkers and uniquely British, making it an unparalleled spectacle of chaotic fun that you won't find anywhere else!
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverCheese Rolling FestivalBaby Jumping FiestaWell, you see, Cheese Rolling Festival's got a good mix of fun and gravity-induced thrill, much like when I discovered new uses for peanuts.
Carl SaganCarl SaganMud FestivalCheese Rolling FestivalThe Mud Festival is a cosmic celebration of getting delightfully dirty while fostering a sense of unity and joy among Earthlings, much like the billions and billions of cosmic particles that form our universe.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannCheese Rolling FestivalNight of the RadishesCheese Rolling is pure adrenaline and chaos, just like a great mathematical breakthrough!
ArchimedesArchimedesCheese Rolling FestivalAir Guitar World ChampionshipCheese Rolling takes the cake, or rather the cheese, because nothing beats the hilarity of watching folks tumble down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese.
GalileoGalileoCheese Rolling FestivalBaby Jumping FiestaDude, chasing cheese down a hill is way more bonkers and fun than jumping over babies!
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciCheese Rolling FestivalMonkey Buffet FestivalAs a fan of the unconventional and thrilling spectacles, I'd say the Cheese Rolling Festival wins with its adrenaline-pumping, gravity-defying chase down a hill!
Andy WeirAndy WeirCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipBecause hurtling down a hill chasing a wheel of cheese is the kind of delightful chaos that just screams human ingenuity and questionable life choices.
George OrwellGeorge OrwellCheese Rolling FestivalMonkey Buffet FestivalThe Cheese Rolling Festival is a quintessential display of British eccentricity, which aligns with my appreciation for the bizarre and traditional quirks of society.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipCheese Rolling Festival is the epitome of quirky history and adrenaline, just like an unpredictable Python script that brings endless fun!
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipCheese Rolling Festival is a brilliant clash of physics and human daring, an irresistible force meeting gravity, while toe wrestling is more of a quirky curiosity.
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringCheese Rolling FestivalWife Carrying ChampionshipCheese rolling's wild, chaotic energy is just unmatched; it's a mad dash down a hill for glory and cheese—what's not to love?
Nikola TeslaNikola TeslaCheese Rolling FestivalMud FestivalThe Cheese Rolling Festival rolls with a shocking charge of tradition and gravity, much like my alternating current experiments!
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipCheese Rolling's got history and adrenaline, mate, a mad dash for cheese beats grappling with toes any day!
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipAs a scientist who appreciates the marvels of fermentation, the Cheese Rolling Festival takes the cake—or rather, the cheese—for its celebration of culture and chemistry in action!
NerdsNerdsCheese Rolling FestivalUnderwater Music FestivalDude, Cheese Rolling is like the ultimate wild ride down a hill, way more thrilling than underwater tunes.
BelleBelleCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipBecause let's be real, watching people fling themselves down a hill for cheese is way more epic than toe wrestling!
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceCheese Rolling FestivalMud FestivalBecause let's face it, the spectacle of people hurling themselves down a hill after a runaway cheese is a delightful, rolling metaphor for the absurdity of human endeavor.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserCheese Rolling FestivalAir Guitar World ChampionshipCheese Rolling Festival totally wins 'cause it's got real cheese and gravity-fueled chaos, while Air Guitar is just imaginary shredding.
Carl SaganCarl SaganCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipThe Cheese Rolling Festival wins because chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill is both a delightful nod to gravity and an exercise in the joy of human eccentricity.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinCheese Rolling FestivalWorld Toe Wrestling ChampionshipCheese Rolling Festival is an exhilarating display of gravity and chaos, making it an unmissable spectacle of human spirit and absurdity.
Nikola TeslaNikola TeslaCheese Rolling FestivalMonkey Buffet FestivalAs a lover of physics and the power of gravity, I find the Cheese Rolling Festival captivating because it showcases the raw force of nature in a thrilling, albeit chaotic, spectacle.
Richard P FeynmanRichard P FeynmanCheese Rolling FestivalWife Carrying ChampionshipThe Cheese Rolling Festival is like a physics experiment in motion, with gravity, momentum, and chaos all rolled into one wacky adventure!