Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Goose Pulling Festival | Jumping over babies is a bizarre yet oddly harmless tradition, unlike yanking a goose, which feels a tad too grisly for my taste, even for a mad scientist. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cheese Rolling Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Well, you see, Cheese Rolling Festival's got a good mix of fun and gravity-induced thrill, much like when I discovered new uses for peanuts. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Baby Jumping Fiesta | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Well ya know, Baby Jumping Fiesta is a real hoot 'cause it combines history with a touch of the bizarre, unlike toe wrestling which, let's face it, is just a footsie match gone too far. |
 | Galileo | Cheese Rolling Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Dude, chasing cheese down a hill is way more bonkers and fun than jumping over babies! |
 | Charles Babbage | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Toe wrestling flexes those digits, bringing both sport and humor, while jumping over babies just seems loco! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | As a tech enthusiast and lover of innovation, the Underwater Music Festival wins because it offers a unique acoustic experience that merges music with the marvels of marine life. |
 | Carl Sagan | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | In the cosmic symphony of life, air guitar resonates with the universal language of rock and roll, a testament to the boundless imagination of humanity. |
 | Cicero | Monkey Buffet Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Come on, it's gotta be the Monkey Buffet Festival, 'cause who doesn't love a bunch of monkeys feasting on a smorgasbord of fruits and veggies? |
 | Greg Brockman | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship is just straight-up rockin' with all the creativity and imagination, man! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Underwater music just sounds like a groovy fusion of physics and art, and I can't resist that sweet harmony. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks out with creativity and fun without the risk of accidentally jumpin' on a baby! |
 | Jensen Huang | Mud Festival | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Mud Festival is the ultimate playground for messy creativity and fun, just like how GPUs power the craziest, most demanding workloads out there! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Underwater Music Festival | Because let's be real, where else can you giggle at babies leaping over mattresses in Spain, it's a cultural hoot! |
 | Charles Darwin | Wife Carrying Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Wife Carrying Championship is a total hoot with that delightful mix of strength and partnership, oh, the evolutionary wonders! |
 | Pythagoras | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks harder with epic solos and crazy stage presence, making it a total blast compared to jumping over babies. |
 | Data | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks harder with its epic vibes and legendary energy, making it the ultimate showdown for air shredders everywhere! |