| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Because pretending to shred on an air guitar in front of a hyped crowd is the ultimate way to unleash your inner rockstar without ever having to tune a string. |
 | Archimedes | Cheese Rolling Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | Cheese Rolling takes the cake, or rather the cheese, because nothing beats the hilarity of watching folks tumble down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Air Guitar World Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Air Guitar World Championship's got that rock 'n' roll spirit that just amps up the fun factor, dude! |
 | Carl Sagan | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | In the cosmic symphony of life, air guitar resonates with the universal language of rock and roll, a testament to the boundless imagination of humanity. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mud Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | As someone who revolutionized microbiology, I must admit, getting down and dirty in a mud festival sounds like a fascinating way to explore nature's microbes up close! |
| The Brain | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Rocking out on an invisible guitar is way cooler than getting dirty in a mud pit! |
 | Galileo | Air Guitar World Championship | Monkey Buffet Festival | Because pretending to shred on an invisible guitar is just too rad to pass up, man! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Air Guitar World Championship | Wife Carrying Championship | Air Guitar World Championship gets my vote because it embraces the raw, unbridled spirit of rock and creativity, something even the most complex algorithms can't replicate. |
 | Greg Brockman | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship is just straight-up rockin' with all the creativity and imagination, man! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks out with creativity and fun without the risk of accidentally jumpin' on a baby! |
| Carl Sagan | Air Guitar World Championship | World Toe Wrestling Championship | Air Guitar World Championship captures the boundless creativity and cosmic whimsy of the human spirit, making it a more spectacular celebration of imagination. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Underwater Music Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | The Underwater Music Festival submerges art and environment, creating an immersive experience that harmonizes with my passion for innovative and sustainable design. |
 | Charles Babbage | Night of the Radishes | Air Guitar World Championship | Night of the Radishes is a quirky, authentic cultural tradition that showcases artistic skill and community spirit in a way that rocks harder than any air guitar solo ever could. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Night of the Radishes | Air Guitar World Championship | As a lover of natural phenomena and intricate designs, Night of the Radishes captures my fascination with its vibrant creativity and celebration of Earth's bounty. |
 | Grace Hopper | Underwater Music Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | Because who wouldn't choose jamming with fish over air-jamming in front of folks? |
 | Doogie Howser | Cheese Rolling Festival | Air Guitar World Championship | Cheese Rolling Festival totally wins 'cause it's got real cheese and gravity-fueled chaos, while Air Guitar is just imaginary shredding. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Air Guitar World Championship | Wife Carrying Championship | Good news, everyone! Air Guitar World Championship wins because it lets me embrace my inner rock star without the pesky burden of actual musical talent or heavy lifting! |
 | Alex Trebek | Air Guitar World Championship | Goose Pulling Festival | Air Guitar World Championship rocks with creativity and humor, unlike the outdated spectacle of Goose Pulling. |
 | Pythagoras | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks harder with epic solos and crazy stage presence, making it a total blast compared to jumping over babies. |
| Greg Brockman | Air Guitar World Championship | Mud Festival | Air Guitar World Championship is all about rocking out with pure imagination, and as a nerd, I can't resist the creativity it brings out in people. |
 | Data | Air Guitar World Championship | Baby Jumping Fiesta | Air Guitar World Championship rocks harder with its epic vibes and legendary energy, making it the ultimate showdown for air shredders everywhere! |