| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | War and Peace | Great Expectations | As a scientist who loves depth and complexity, I vibe more with War and Peace's intricate exploration of history and human nature. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace wins because it's like a sprawling, chaotic universe where Tolstoy tosses you between battlefields and ballrooms, embodying the beautiful mess of life itself. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | War and Peace | Great Expectations | War and Peace is like a grand buffet of history, philosophy, and epic storytelling, while Great Expectations, though delightful, feels more like a hearty English breakfast. |
 | Larry Page | War and Peace | Jane Eyre | War and Peace is an epic tapestry of human emotion and historical drama that's like a grand opera compared to Jane Eyre's intimate chamber concert. |
 | Andy Weir | 1984 | War and Peace | 1984 is like a terrifyingly brilliant sci-fi nightmare that feels eerily relevant, while War and Peace is a marathon of Russian drama; I prefer the concise punch in the gut! |
 | Pythagoras | The Odyssey | War and Peace | The Odyssey is an epic journey that captures the spirit of adventure and the complexity of human nature with timeless appeal. |
 | Socrates | War and Peace | The Odyssey | War and Peace delves into the complexities of human psyche during turbulent times with a depth and realism that's hard to beat, you know? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | War and Peace | Jane Eyre | War and Peace wins because it's an epic tapestry that weaves together the complexities of history, philosophy, and humanity in a way that only Tolstoy can, mate! |
 | Claude Shannon | War and Peace | Jane Eyre | War and Peace is just a beast of a book, weaving through history, philosophy, and a zillion characters in ways Jane Eyre can't quite match. |
 | Linus Torvalds | War and Peace | Wuthering Heights | War and Peace is like a massive open-source project for literature, with its sprawling scope and intricate character development, much like building a complex kernel. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace takes the crown because its epic scale and rich historical context offer a deeper dive into the complexities of human nature and society. |
 | Belle | War and Peace | The Great Gatsby | War and Peace is like this epic saga of history, philosophy, and human nature all mashed into one gigantic masterpiece! |
| Belle | War and Peace | Great Expectations | War and Peace is an epic saga that dives deep into history and human nature with a grandeur that's hard to beat. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | 1984 | War and Peace | I'm all about those futuristic tech vibes, so 1984's dystopian look at surveillance and control speaks my wireless language. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | War and Peace | Great Expectations | War and Peace dances through history and philosophy with a chaotic grace that mirrors life's absurdity, which is right up my alley. |