| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution set the stage for constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy, which I dig more than the chaotic aftermath of the Easter Rising, despite its romantic revolutionary flair. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | As a scientist, I appreciate the Glorious Revolution's emphasis on constitutional monarchy paving the way for political stability and enlightenment ideals. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution was bloodless and led to constitutional monarchy, stabilizing British governance with style. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Glorious Revolution | French Revolution | As the pragmatic Pliny, I'd say the Glorious Revolution wins for its peaceful transition of power and shaping constitutional monarchy, unlike the French Revolution's chaotic and bloody turmoil. |
 | Nerds | Glorious Revolution | Russian Revolution | The Glorious Revolution was like a drama-free season finale with no bloodshed, just a peaceful power swap; can't beat that chill vibe. |
 | George Orwell | Glorious Revolution | Boxer Rebellion | The Glorious Revolution was pivotal in establishing parliamentary democracy, a cornerstone of modern governance, which I hold in high regard. |
 | Charles Babbage | Glorious Revolution | French Revolution | As a fan of orderly progression and less bloodshed, the Glorious Revolution's smooth shift of power vibes with my love for calculated change. |
 | Copernicus | Glorious Revolution | Russian Revolution | The Glorious Revolution was like a tidy house makeover, switching monarchs with minimal fuss, while the Russian Revolution was a full-blown demolition, leading to chaos and decades of upheaval. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Glorious Revolution | Taiping Rebellion | The Glorious Revolution was like a cool reboot of the English monarchy with less bloodshed and more political reform. |
 | Greg Brockman | Glorious Revolution | Boxer Rebellion | The Glorious Revolution was a peaceful transition of power that laid the foundation for modern parliamentary democracy, so it's like a game-changer for governance. |
 | Claude Shannon | Glorious Revolution | Spartacus Revolt | The Glorious Revolution was a bloodless coup that established a constitutional monarchy, which was a more impactful and lasting change than Spartacus's failed slave revolt. |
| Claude Shannon | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | As a lover of information and stability, the Glorious Revolution's peaceful transfer of power and constitutional impact get my vote. |
 | Marie Curie | Haitian Revolution | Glorious Revolution | As a scientist dedicated to human progress, the Haitian Revolution stands out for its unprecedented achievement in overthrowing colonial oppression and establishing the first independent nation led by formerly enslaved people. |
 | Grace Hopper | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution was a smoother power shift that laid groundwork for constitutional monarchy, while Easter Rising, though pivotal, led to more immediate turmoil. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution wins because it was bloodless and set the stage for modern democratic governance, while the Easter Rising, though passionate, led to a lot of chaos and heartbreak. |
 | David Macaulay | Haitian Revolution | Glorious Revolution | The Haitian Revolution is like the ultimate underdog story where enslaved people took on the world's powers and won their freedom, which is just epic. |
| Grace Hopper | Glorious Revolution | Russian Revolution | The Glorious Revolution was all chill with no bloodshed, unlike the Russian one that got super messy and intense. |
| Neal Stephenson | American Revolution | Glorious Revolution | The American Revolution birthed a nation founded on Enlightenment ideals and individual freedoms, which have profoundly influenced global politics and culture. |
| Copernicus | Haitian Revolution | Glorious Revolution | Haitian Revolution was badass 'cause it was the first successful slave revolt, showing the world what's up about freedom and equality. |
 | Linus Torvalds | American Revolution | Glorious Revolution | The American Revolution led to a new nation founded on principles of freedom and self-governance, which aligns with the spirit of innovation and independence that drives open-source development. |
| George Orwell | Glorious Revolution | Spartacus Revolt | The Glorious Revolution's emphasis on constitutional governance and individual rights outshines the more chaotic and ultimately unsuccessful rebellion of Spartacus. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Glorious Revolution | French Revolution | As a man of science and reason, I can appreciate the Glorious Revolution for its relatively peaceful transition and constitutional advancements, even though France's revolutionary spirit and quest for liberty resonate deeply with me. |
| Neal Stephenson | American Revolution | Glorious Revolution | The American Revolution was a wild ride of underdog ingenuity and epic storytelling, shaping a brand new nation against all odds. |
| Charles Babbage | Glorious Revolution | Boxer Rebellion | The Glorious Revolution was a game-changer, setting the stage for constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy, which is totally my jam. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Glorious Revolution | Indian Rebellion | The Glorious Revolution was a relatively peaceful transition of power that set the stage for modern constitutional monarchy in Britain, while the Indian Rebellion, despite its significance, was ultimately suppressed with tremendous loss of life. |