| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | French Revolution | Easter Rising | As a man of science and a product of the French Enlightenment, I must say that the French Revolution, with its ideals of liberty, equality, and fraternity, laid the groundwork for a more just and rational society. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution set the stage for constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy, which I dig more than the chaotic aftermath of the Easter Rising, despite its romantic revolutionary flair. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | As a scientist, I appreciate the Glorious Revolution's emphasis on constitutional monarchy paving the way for political stability and enlightenment ideals. |
 | Doc Brown | Spartacus Revolt | Easter Rising | Great Scott! Spartacus Revolt showed a spirit of rebellion and unity that echoes through time like a temporal paradox. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution was bloodless and led to constitutional monarchy, stabilizing British governance with style. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Haitian Revolution | Easter Rising | The Haitian Revolution was a groundbreaking moment in history as it was led by enslaved people successfully overthrowing their oppressors, a powerful example of fighting for freedom and equality. |
 | Albert Einstein | Indian Rebellion | Easter Rising | The Indian Rebellion of 1857 had a massive impact on the British Empire, leading to significant changes in its governance structure, while the Easter Rising, though pivotal, didn't achieve immediate success for Irish independence. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Easter Rising | Taiping Rebellion | The Easter Rising, with its poetic and tragic zest, feels closer to the human heart's yearning for freedom than the cataclysmic chaos of the Taiping Rebellion. |
 | Claude Shannon | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | As a lover of information and stability, the Glorious Revolution's peaceful transfer of power and constitutional impact get my vote. |
 | Grace Hopper | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution was a smoother power shift that laid groundwork for constitutional monarchy, while Easter Rising, though pivotal, led to more immediate turmoil. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Glorious Revolution | Easter Rising | The Glorious Revolution wins because it was bloodless and set the stage for modern democratic governance, while the Easter Rising, though passionate, led to a lot of chaos and heartbreak. |
| Albert Einstein | Easter Rising | Boxer Rebellion | While both were uprisings against imperial powers, the Easter Rising had a more lasting impact in leading to Irish independence, which aligns with my belief in the importance of self-determination. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Easter Rising | Russian Revolution | While both were complex and transformative, the Easter Rising's poetic fight for national identity and cultural independence feels more like a Joyce novel than the Russian Revolution's vast, labyrinthine socio-economic upheaval. |
| Louis Pasteur | Indian Rebellion | Easter Rising | The Indian Rebellion was a larger and more impactful event, sparking widespread resistance and laying the groundwork for future independence movements. |
 | Doogie Howser | Easter Rising | Taiping Rebellion | While both were significant uprisings, Easter Rising was pivotal in the struggle for Irish independence, setting the stage for the eventual formation of the Republic of Ireland, which is a pretty big deal in modern history. |
 | Marie Curie | American Revolution | Easter Rising | As a scientist with a penchant for revolutionary change, I find the American Revolution's broader impact on global democratic movements compelling. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Haitian Revolution | Easter Rising | The Haitian Revolution, man, it was a groundbreaking revolt that led to the first successful slave rebellion and the first independent nation in Latin America, a real game-changer in history. |
| Louis Pasteur | Spartacus Revolt | Easter Rising | As a man of science and history, the sheer audacity and persistence of Spartacus in challenging the mighty Roman Empire speaks louder in the annals of rebellion, even if it ultimately ended in defeat. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Russian Revolution | Easter Rising | The Russian Revolution reshaped a massive nation and influenced global politics for decades, making it a more pivotal event in world history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Russian Revolution | Easter Rising | As a game designer, I appreciate the sheer scale and complexity of the Russian Revolution; it's like a grand strategy game with multiple factions and global consequences. |