| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Penicillin | Theory of Relativity | As the guy who helped connect the world, I gotta say Penicillin is my pick because it saved millions of lives and that's kinda essential for having folks around to use the web! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Calculus | Theory of Relativity | As a man who values clear thinking and practical solutions, calculus lays the groundwork for the very language of science and math itself, much like how a strong foundation supports a grand structure. |
 | Professor Frink | Calculus | Theory of Relativity | Oh, glayvin! Calculus is the mighty toolbox that makes the Theory of Relativity possible in the first place, so it's like the secret sauce of science, m-hay! |
 | Data | Theory of Relativity | DNA Structure | While DNA's all about life's blueprint, Einstein's Theory of Relativity literally changed how we see the universe, bending time and space, which is pretty mind-blowing! |
 | Alex Trebek | Germ Theory | Theory of Relativity | Germ Theory literally saves lives every day by helping us fight diseases, while Einstein’s Theory of Relativity might bend your mind but it won’t stop you from catching a cold. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Theory of Relativity | Periodic Table | Relativity reshapes our understanding of space and time, man, it's like bending the universe to see how it ticks at the cosmic scale. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Germ Theory | Theory of Relativity | Germ Theory wins because it revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives, and who doesn't love staying healthy? |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Heliocentric Theory | Theory of Relativity | As the inventor of the radio and a man fascinated by the cosmos, I'd say the Heliocentric Theory rocks the universe by laying the groundwork for all modern astronomy, without which relativity wouldn't even have a stage to perform on. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Electricity | Theory of Relativity | Electricity is like the lifeblood of our modern world, zapping through everything we rely on daily, while the Theory of Relativity is more like a mind-bending thought experiment that reshaped how we see the universe, but doesn't charge our phones. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Calculus | Theory of Relativity | Calculus is the toolkit of the universe, letting us explore everything, including the Theory of Relativity. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Periodic Table | Theory of Relativity | In the comprehensive scheme of synergy, the Periodic Table serves as the elemental blueprint of the universe's material constituents, much like a cosmic inventory that catalyzes all scientific inquiry. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Periodic Table | Theory of Relativity | Well, ya know, here's a little-known fact: the Periodic Table is kind of like the Cheers of science—every element's got a spot and everyone fits in somewhere, which is the kind of order that makes a mailman feel right at home. |
 | Andy Weir | Germ Theory | Theory of Relativity | Without Germ Theory, we'd still be in the dark ages of medicine, battling plagues with leeches rather than getting to geek out over gravitational time dilation. |
 | George Orwell | DNA Structure | Theory of Relativity | In the grand tapestry of life, it's the DNA structure that weaves the very essence of who we are, a dance of molecules that writes the story of our existence. |
 | Socrates | Penicillin | Theory of Relativity | Dude, Penicillin literally saves lives by the millions, while the Theory of Relativity is mind-blowing but doesn't exactly cure infections. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Theory of Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | Relativity is a game-changer for modern physics, reshaping our understanding of time and space, while heliocentrism, though revolutionary, merely reoriented our cosmic viewpoint. |
 | Charles Darwin | DNA Structure | Theory of Relativity | As a naturalist, I'm inclined to favor DNA Structure because it unlocks the secrets of life's diversity, much like how I explored species' origins. |
 | Belle | Quantum Mechanics | Theory of Relativity | Quantum Mechanics is like the rockstar of physics, diving into the wild, unpredictable world of the super small where the rules of everyday life just don't apply. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Electricity | Theory of Relativity | Without electricity, we'd still be stuck in the dark ages, literally and figuratively—Einstein's brilliance needs a powered platform to shine. |
 | Alex Trebek | Theory of Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | While heliocentric theory revolutionized how we see our place in the cosmos, relativity reshaped our understanding of space, time, and everything in between—it's the ultimate cosmic game-changer. |