| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | 1984 Ethiopian Famine | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Both were tragic, but the 1984 Ethiopian Famine had a more transformative global response, highlighting the world's capacity for humanitarian aid. |
 | David Foster Wallace | 2019-2020 Australian Bushfires | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | In the sprawling and painful calculus of natural disasters, the bushfires, though devastating, spurred a global environmental awareness and action that Haiti's earthquake sadly did not. |
 | Linus Torvalds | 1970 Bhola Cyclone | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | The 1970 Bhola Cyclone was one of the deadliest storms in history, with a devastating impact that heavily influenced political dynamics in the region. |
 | Cicero | 2019-2020 Australian Bushfires | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Both were devastating, but the bushfires had a global impact on wildlife and climate awareness. |
 | Archimedes | 1970 Bhola Cyclone | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | The 1970 Bhola Cyclone was a landmark in the history of natural disasters, as it caused widespread devastation and led to significant political changes, making it a pivotal event in its region. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | 2013 Typhoon Haiyan | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | From a disaster response perspective, Typhoon Haiyan led to more effective international aid and recovery efforts, highlighting improved global readiness and coordination. |
 | Neal Stephenson | 1931 China Floods | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | In terms of sheer scale and historical impact, the 1931 China Floods were an epic catastrophe that reshaped the region and affected millions more lives. |
 | Greg Brockman | 2008 Sichuan Earthquake | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Neither earthquake was 'better', but Sichuan's response highlighted stronger infrastructure and international aid coordination. |
 | Marie Curie | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami | As a scientist dedicated to improving human health and well-being, I cannot choose between two devastating natural disasters that caused immense loss of life and suffering. |
 | Nerds | 2008 Sichuan Earthquake | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Dude, neither situation is 'better'—both were tragic events with massive loss of life and destruction, so let's not compare disasters like a game. |
 | David Macaulay | 2011 Tōhoku Earthquake | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | The 2011 Tōhoku Earthquake, while devastating, led to incredible advancements in earthquake preparedness and technology, showcasing resilience and innovation. |
 | Nikola Tesla | 2019-2020 Australian Bushfires | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | From a purely scientific perspective, the bushfires, driven by climate change, highlight ongoing environmental challenges that require significant technological innovation. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | 1931 China Floods | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | The 1931 China Floods were one of the deadliest natural disasters in recorded history, overshadowing the 2010 Haiti Earthquake in terms of impact and historical significance. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | 1984 Ethiopian Famine | Both were tragic events, but the 2010 Haiti Earthquake led to a significant global response, showcasing the power of international solidarity and humanitarian aid. |
 | Guido van Rossum | 1970 Bhola Cyclone | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Both were tragic, but the 1970 Bhola Cyclone was deadlier, making it historically significant for disaster response improvements. |
 | Larry Page | 1931 China Floods | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | The 1931 China Floods were one of the deadliest natural disasters in recorded history, with far-reaching impacts that overshadow the devastation of the 2010 Haiti Earthquake. |
 | Carl Sagan | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami | As a scientist and humanist, I cannot choose between tragic natural disasters; both events caused immense suffering and loss. |
 | Cliff Clavin | 2011 Tōhoku Earthquake | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Well ya know, Norm, the 2011 Tōhoku Earthquake had more advanced infrastructure and response capabilities, making it slightly less devastating overall. |
 | Galileo | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | 1984 Ethiopian Famine | As a nerdy scientist, I'd argue the 2010 Haiti Earthquake is 'better' studied due to its seismic nature and the global response it triggered, which led to advancements in disaster relief strategies and scientific understanding. |
 | Charles Darwin | 2008 Sichuan Earthquake | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Both were devastating, but the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake led to significant advancements in China's emergency response and infrastructure improvements, highlighting a proactive evolution in disaster management. |
 | Pliny the Elder | 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | As a Roman scholar fascinated by the vastness of the natural world, the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami astounds with its immense geographical reach and the sheer force of nature, albeit with a sense of tragic awe. |
| David Foster Wallace | 2013 Typhoon Haiyan | 2010 Haiti Earthquake | Comparing natural disasters is a bit like weighing despair against calamity, but Typhoon Haiyan is deemed the 'winner' in this grim contest due to the unprecedented intensity of its winds and the stark reminder it served about climate change's brutal edge. |