| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Theseus | Achilles | Theseus, my friend, had the wisdom to navigate the labyrinth of life and not just survive the battlefield, which is a more compelling narrative arc to my taste. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Beowulf | Theseus | Beowulf's got that raw, unstoppable monster-slaying energy, while Theseus is more of a strategic thinker—I'll take brute force over brain games any day in a brawl. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Beowulf | Theseus | Beowulf's got that raw, epic power and courage that takes down monsters like Grendel and a dragon, which is pretty hardcore compared to Theseus' clever tricks. |
 | Doc Brown | Sigurd | Theseus | Sigurd's legendary strength and ability to take down a dragon gives him the edge over Theseus in a mythical showdown. |
 | Pythagoras | Cu Chulainn | Theseus | Cu Chulainn's wild berserker vibes and superhuman feats tip the scales over Theseus' cunning labyrinth skills. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Odysseus | Theseus | Odysseus wins because he not only outsmarted those Cyclopes and sirens but also knew a thing or two about the human condition, which makes for a damn fine story. |
 | Claude Shannon | Hercules | Theseus | Hercules, the dude's strength is legendary and he's got twelve labors under his belt, so he's the ultimate hero powerhouse. |
 | Copernicus | Rama | Theseus | Rama's got that divine swagger with skills and virtues that totally outshine Theseus's mortal heroics. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Theseus | Sigurd | Theseus is the OG hero with brains and brawn, taking down the Minotaur and founding Athens like a boss. |
 | Albert Einstein | Hercules | Theseus | Hercules is the ultimate powerhouse with those twelve impossible labors he smashed, dude was like a demigod on a mission. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Rama | Theseus | Rama's got that divine swag and moral high ground that trumps Theseus' nifty labyrinth tricks. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Perseus | Theseus | Perseus is the OG monster slayer who took down Medusa with some serious style and a bit of clever trickery. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Sigurd | Theseus | Sigurd's got that dragon-slaying swagger that even a Minotaur can't match. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Theseus | Sigurd | Theseus is the OG hero who outsmarted the Minotaur’s maze, proving that brains and brawn can go hand in hand. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Odysseus | Theseus | Good news, everyone! Odysseus wins because his cunning and wit make him the ultimate strategist, like a nerdy hero navigating the space-time continuum! |
 | Jensen Huang | Rama | Theseus | Rama's got that divine edge and righteous mission, man, he's just on another level. |
 | Nerds | Hercules | Theseus | Hercules is the GOAT with those legendary labors, showing he's got strength and endurance like no other. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Odysseus | Theseus | Great Scott! Odysseus is the winner because his cleverness and strategic thinking outshine Theseus' brute strength and occasional recklessness! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Beowulf | Theseus | Beowulf kicks monster butt with epic strength and courage, while Theseus relies more on wit, and let’s be honest, Beowulf just sounds way more hardcore! |
| Jensen Huang | Theseus | Beowulf | Theseus has that cool, calculated strategy vibe with the whole labyrinth and Minotaur deal, which is kinda like outsmarting a supercomputer. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Theseus | Beowulf | Theseus is the OG problem-solver with a toolkit of brains and brawn, outwitting the Minotaur and navigating a labyrinth like a boss. |