| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | George Orwell | Gilgamesh | Hercules | Gilgamesh's tale has insights on the human condition, something Orwell would appreciate more than mere feats of strength. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Achilles | Gilgamesh | Achilles just vibes more as the ultimate warrior with that unbeatable fighting spirit and raw strength, kinda like those electric bolts of mine. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Gilgamesh | Cu Chulainn | Gilgamesh's legendary status and epic tales of grandeur just scream 'boss level' compared to the heroic yet somewhat underdog vibe of Cu Chulainn. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gilgamesh | Cu Chulainn | Gilgamesh is the OG epic hero, with divine heritage and a killer resume, making him the ancient world's equivalent of a rock star. |
 | Charles Babbage | Odysseus | Gilgamesh | Odysseus is the ultimate strategist; he uses his wits to navigate the chaos of gods and monsters, making him more relatable and versatile than the larger-than-life Gilgamesh. |
 | Cicero | Gilgamesh | Sigurd | Gilgamesh takes it with his OP arsenal and experience, showing Sigurd how it’s done in style. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Gilgamesh | Sigurd | Gilgamesh is the original hero king with a treasure trove of myth-busting weapons that even nerdy me can't resist! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gilgamesh | Achilles | Well ya see, Gilgamesh was the original epic hero, setting the stage for all the others with his wild adventures and lessons on mortality, kinda like the Babe Ruth of ancient heroes. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Gilgamesh | Hercules | Gilgamesh is the OG hero with epic tales that laid the groundwork for myth-making itself, while Hercules is basically just a beefy dude doing penance work. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Gilgamesh | Sigurd | As the ultimate nerd, I gotta go with Gilgamesh, the original epic hero who's got that legendary swagger and a library named after him. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gilgamesh | Achilles | Gilgamesh's epic is iconic and ancient, like the OG tale of heroism, transcending even Achilles' heel drama! |
 | Copernicus | Gilgamesh | Hercules | Gilgamesh's epic is ancient and foundational, setting the stage for hero tales, plus he's got that 'been-there-done-that' vibe before Hercules was even a thing. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Gilgamesh | Hercules | Gilgamesh's epic is like the OG hero story, setting the stage for all legends that followed, so he takes the crown for his pioneering role and mythical vibe. |
 | Charles Darwin | Gilgamesh | Beowulf | As a naturalist who appreciates ancient wisdom, Gilgamesh wins for his profound journey of self-discovery and the exploration of human mortality, themes that resonate universally. |
| George Orwell | Gilgamesh | Cu Chulainn | Gilgamesh takes the cake with his god-king swagger and legendary feats, even the epic of Cu Chulainn can't top ancient Mesopotamian charm. |