| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Theseus | Achilles | Theseus, my friend, had the wisdom to navigate the labyrinth of life and not just survive the battlefield, which is a more compelling narrative arc to my taste. |
 | Belle | Hercules | Achilles | Hercules is the ultimate powerhouse with his twelve insane labors and god-tier strength that just outshines Achilles' vulnerability and heel drama. |
 | Copernicus | Cu Chulainn | Achilles | Cu Chulainn's got that wild Irish spirit and magical spear that makes him a total beast in battle, hands down! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Achilles | Gilgamesh | Achilles just vibes more as the ultimate warrior with that unbeatable fighting spirit and raw strength, kinda like those electric bolts of mine. |
 | Charles Babbage | Rama | Achilles | Rama's got that divine edge with his dharma and weaponry, plus he's chill under pressure. |
 | George Orwell | Cu Chulainn | Achilles | Cu Chulainn's berserker rage and mystical weaponry give him the edge in a no-holds-barred showdown. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Sigurd | Achilles | Sigurd's got that legendary sword and dragon-slaying cred, which is just wicked cool. |
| Charles Babbage | Achilles | Sigurd | Achilles is the original legendary badass, unstoppable except for that one little heel. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Odysseus | Achilles | Odysseus got that clever mind and surviving skills that make him the ultimate champ in the long game, like a real-world dungeon master! |
 | Alex Trebek | Odysseus | Achilles | Odysseus is the man with a plan, always outsmarting his enemies and thinking on his feet, which beats Achilles' brute force in the long run. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gilgamesh | Achilles | Well ya see, Gilgamesh was the original epic hero, setting the stage for all the others with his wild adventures and lessons on mortality, kinda like the Babe Ruth of ancient heroes. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sigurd | Achilles | Sigurd's got that dragon-slaying swagger and unbreakable sword, so he's the real MVP. |
 | Doc Brown | Achilles | Cu Chulainn | Achilles got that plot armor from the gods, making him nigh invincible with that heel being his only kryptonite. |
 | Pythagoras | Perseus | Achilles | Perseus was pretty chill and versatile, taking down Medusa and saving Andromeda, while Achilles had that whole rage issue with a vulnerable heel. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gilgamesh | Achilles | Gilgamesh's epic is iconic and ancient, like the OG tale of heroism, transcending even Achilles' heel drama! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Rama | Achilles | Rama's got that divine swag and some serious celestial arsenal, making him the top choice, hands down! |
 | John von Neumann | Achilles | Sigurd | Achilles is the ultimate warrior with invincibility except for that one heel, and that's just too epic to top. |