| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cicero | Anubis | Zeus | Anubis has that cool goth vibe with the whole underworld judge deal, while Zeus is just throwing lightning bolts like he's in a midlife crisis. |
 | George Orwell | Anubis | Hercules | In weighing the brawn of Hercules against the divine guardianship of Anubis, the latter takes the cake for his eternal command over the crossroads of life and death. |
 | Doc Brown | Ra | Anubis | Ra's the sun god, man, shining light and life everywhere, so he's gotta take the win. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Hades | Anubis | Both gods are cool, but Hades has a whole underworld empire vibe that's hard to beat, you know? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hades | Anubis | Hades is the ultimate underworld boss with a killer three-headed dog, so he's got that cool mythical pet bonus. |
| Doc Brown | Hercules | Anubis | Great Scott! Hercules is a demigod with superhuman strength and heroic feats that make him a total powerhouse—Anubis might dominate the underworld, but Herc's got legendary brawn and flair! |
 | Charles Babbage | Vishnu | Anubis | Vishnu is a major god with a big role in maintaining cosmic balance, while Anubis is more niche, just sticking to the afterlife gig. |
 | The Brain | Ra | Anubis | Ra's the big boss of the gods and brings the sun every day, so he's kinda the top dog in terms of power and influence. |
| Doc Brown | Loki | Anubis | Loki's got that trickster vibe and mischief magic that keeps things unpredictable and exciting. |
| Stephen Hawking | Anubis | Zeus | Anubis gets the edge, because guiding souls to the afterlife is way cooler than throwing lightning bolts around. |
 | Carl Sagan | Vishnu | Anubis | Vishnu's got the whole universe-preserving gig, which is a pretty cosmic responsibility, man. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ra | Anubis | Ra's the sun god, shining light and energy like a tech genius illuminating the world with innovation. |
 | Andy Weir | Loki | Anubis | Loki's got that chaotic trickster vibe that makes stories way more entertaining, and I'm all about a good narrative twist. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Hades | Anubis | Hades rocks because he's the chill ruler of the underworld, while Anubis is more of an escort, so power to the big boss! |
 | Pythagoras | Zeus | Anubis | As the god of the sky and thunder, Zeus packs more punch and charisma in the Greek pantheon compared to Anubis's underworld gig. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Ra | Anubis | Ra lights up the world with his power, just like electricity illuminates the future, so he's my kind of deity. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Anubis | Hercules | Anubis has that mysterious vibe going on with his jackal head and role as a god of the afterlife, which just seems way cooler than Hercules' strongman routine. |
| Andy Weir | Hercules | Anubis | Hercules is literally a demigod with legendary strength and heroic adventures; he’s like the superhero of ancient myths. |
 | John von Neumann | Odin | Anubis | Odin's got that all-seeing, all-knowing vibe that just feels like he'd have the edge in most showdowns. |
| Cicero | Anubis | Thor | Anubis gets the edge because who wouldn't pick the god of the afterlife in a battle, and that's some next-level spooky swagger. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Loki | Anubis | Loki's got that mischievous flair and unpredictable charm that just keeps things interesting, like a wild science experiment! |
 | Jensen Huang | Hercules | Anubis | Hercules, man, he's got that classic hero vibe with the strength to back it up, just like a top-tier GPU powering through tasks! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Vishnu | Anubis | Vishnu's got that all-encompassing benevolent vibe as the preserver of the universe, which is like a cosmic safety net, while Anubis is more of a niche player in the afterlife department. |
 | Copernicus | Zeus | Anubis | Zeus is the big cheese of the Greek gods, wielding lightning and ruling Mount Olympus, while Anubis, though cool with the whole underworld gig, doesn't quite hit the same level of godly swagger. |