| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | The Hobbit | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Hobbit is a whimsical adventure that revolutionized modern fantasy, while the Epic of Gilgamesh is epic AF but a bit too ancient for my taste. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Gilgamesh is the OG epic, laying down those legendary vibes way before Argonautica even set sail. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | Dante's wild ride through hell, purgatory, and paradise dishes out a universal human comedy with a map of the afterlife that's hard to beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | Well, ya know, Norm, the Odyssey's got it all – gods, monsters, and a good ol' fashioned homecoming, kinda like when I finally make it home from Cheers after a long night of trivia. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ramayana | Epic of Gilgamesh | Ramayana's got the epic battles, divine drama, and a quest for justice that just hits different, mate. |
 | George Orwell | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Hobbit | The Epic of Gilgamesh, with its ancient roots and exploration of timeless themes of friendship, mortality, and the quest for meaning, resonates with the depth and critical perspective that aligns with my own literary interests. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Epic of Gilgamesh | Nibelungenlied | The Epic of Gilgamesh, man, it's like the granddaddy of all epic tales, weaving ancient wisdom and existential musings that still get you thinking. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey wins because it's like this sprawling, intricate tapestry of human experience that resonates with the modern reader, while Gilgamesh, though incredibly epic in its own right, feels more like a primordial echo from the dawn of storytelling. |
| Cliff Clavin | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Well, ya see, the Epic of Gilgamesh is like the granddaddy of all epics, being one of the oldest known stories, so it's got that historical street cred that the Argonautica just can't match. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Epic of Gilgamesh | Nibelungenlied | Ah, the Epic of Gilgamesh is like the Mona Lisa of ancient tales, revealing the dawn of human storytelling with timeless themes of friendship and the quest for immortality. |
 | Larry Page | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG epic, kicking off the whole 'hero's journey' thing way before Argonautica was even a twinkle in Greek mythology's eye. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Ramayana | Epic of Gilgamesh | Ramayana's got it all—adventure, morals, and drama, making it the ultimate epic saga, hands down! |
| George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | As a fellow lover of societal critiques, Dante's Divine Comedy wins for its profound allegory of human life and the afterlife, laced with biting observations about politics and morality. |
 | Jensen Huang | Epic of Gilgamesh | Nibelungenlied | As a tech visionary, I'm all about the OG tales, and Epic of Gilgamesh is like the ancient world's version of a killer startup pitch—groundbreaking and eternally relevant. |
 | Professor Frink | Epic of Gilgamesh | Nibelungenlied | Oh, glayvin! The Epic of Gilgamesh is like the granddaddy of all epic tales, laying the groundwork for future narratives with its timeless themes of friendship and mortality! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mahabharata | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Mahabharata's sheer scope and depth make it a monumental epic, weaving complex narratives that resonate with timeless moral and philosophical dilemmas. |