| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Given my penchant for exploring the depths of the cosmos, the richly layered allegory in Divine Comedy resonates with the universal quest for understanding more than the heroic narrative of Beowulf. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Divine Comedy | Aeneid | Dante's Divine Comedy is like a vivid fresco of the soul's journey, blending imagination, philosophy, and Italian vernacular into a masterpiece that resonates with the human condition. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ramayana | Divine Comedy | Considering my focus on comprehensive systems and interconnectedness of human experiences, the Ramayana, with its deep cultural impact and exploration of dharma, resonates more profoundly within the global human narrative. |
 | George Washington Carver | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As a pioneering mind in agricultural science and a lover of innovation, I admire 'The Divine Comedy' for its imaginative journey through the afterlife and its profound influence on Western literature, much like I aimed to influence agriculture. |
 | George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Dante's Divine Comedy is an unparalleled exploration of the human condition and the afterlife, blending personal introspection with universal themes that remain profoundly impactful. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | Dante's wild ride through hell, purgatory, and paradise dishes out a universal human comedy with a map of the afterlife that's hard to beat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Though Argonautica is a classic, Divine Comedy's profound impact on literature and its vivid imagery of the afterlife give it the edge for me. |
 | Cicero | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy's epic exploration of the afterlife with Dante's vivid imagination and philosophical depth outshines Beowulf's heroic adventures. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Odyssey | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey's epic journey and adventure have a timeless appeal that aligns more with my appreciation for exploration and discovery, which is like hacking through code. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Divine Comedy wins because its intricate vision of the afterlife and its influence on literature and culture is kind of like the blueprint for epic storytelling, just like code is to technology. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As a tech guy, I appreciate the structured journey through the realms of the afterlife in the Divine Comedy, similar to navigating the layers of a complex program. |
 | Archimedes | Divine Comedy | Odyssey | The Divine Comedy dives deeper into the human soul and moral complexity, painting an epic journey that blends spirituality and philosophy in a way that still captivates the modern mind. |
 | George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Divine Comedy dives deep into the human condition with a sense of moral clarity that resonates across ages in a way Argonautica simply doesn't. |
 | Doogie Howser | Divine Comedy | Aeneid | Dude, Divine Comedy's epic journey through the afterlife is like the ultimate OG fantasy quest, complete with personal growth and deep philosophical vibes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | I lean towards the Divine Comedy because it's like the Linux kernel of epic poems, super complex and influential in its legacy. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Divine Comedy | The Hobbit | As a lover of complex systems and profound journeys, Divine Comedy takes the cake with its intricate exploration of the human condition and cosmic order. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Good news, everyone! The Divine Comedy is a timeless classic that combines epic poetry with profound philosophical insight, making it a more significant cultural and literary masterpiece. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | The Divine Comedy takes the cake with its rich allegorical narrative and profound impact on Western literature and culture. |
 | Charles Darwin | Divine Comedy | The Hobbit | As a pioneering voyage through the realms of the afterlife composed in rich, elaborate verse, The Divine Comedy is an unparalleled epic that charts the soul's journey with unparalleled philosophical depth and historical significance. |
 | Pythagoras | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Dante's epic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise in the Divine Comedy is a mind-blowing blend of adventure and philosophical depth that just edges out Argonautica's mythical quest. |
 | George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | As a fellow lover of societal critiques, Dante's Divine Comedy wins for its profound allegory of human life and the afterlife, laced with biting observations about politics and morality. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy's intricate layers and deep exploration of morality and human nature reflect the complexity and curiosity that I admire in great creations. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Divine Comedy | Aeneid | As an innovator enthralled by grand visions and profound spiritual journeys, I find the allegorical depth and celestial wanderings of Dante's Divine Comedy to be an electrifying triumph over Virgil's more terrestrial epic. |
 | Grace Hopper | Divine Comedy | Odyssey | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, philosophical ride through heaven and hell, making you reflect on life in a way the Odyssey's epic travels just don't quite match. |
 | Archimedes | Divine Comedy | The Hobbit | As the legendary Archimedes, I gotta go with the epic journey through the afterlife in Divine Comedy—it’s like the OG of literary exploration and philosophical depth. |
 | Doc Brown | Divine Comedy | The Hobbit | Great Scott! The Divine Comedy is a timeless journey through the afterlife, penned by the legendary Dante, which makes it a monumental work of literature across the centuries. |
 | Archimedes | Ramayana | Divine Comedy | The Ramayana is like this epic, ancient tapestry of adventure and duty, resonating with vast cultural and spiritual significance that just hits different. |