| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Gilgamesh is the OG epic, laying down those legendary vibes way before Argonautica even set sail. |
 | Jensen Huang | Beowulf | Argonautica | Beowulf's epic battles and heroic deeds just amp up the storytelling to legendary levels, dude! |
 | George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Dante's Divine Comedy is an unparalleled exploration of the human condition and the afterlife, blending personal introspection with universal themes that remain profoundly impactful. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Nibelungenlied | Argonautica | I'm all about epic tales with deep cultural resonance, so Nibelungenlied gets the nod for its legendary status in shaping Germanic mythology. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Hobbit | Argonautica | While Argonautica is a classic epic of adventure and heroism, The Hobbit's whimsical storytelling and richly crafted world make it a timeless hit for readers young and old. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Though Argonautica is a classic, Divine Comedy's profound impact on literature and its vivid imagery of the afterlife give it the edge for me. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Odyssey | Argonautica | The Odyssey's epic scale and its rich tapestry of adventure and character give it the edge over the more streamlined narrative of the Argonautica, making it a more captivating read for many. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mahabharata | Argonautica | Mahabharata's epic scale and profound philosophical depth make it a timeless masterpiece that transcends cultural boundaries. |
| George Orwell | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Divine Comedy dives deep into the human condition with a sense of moral clarity that resonates across ages in a way Argonautica simply doesn't. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Mahabharata | Argonautica | Mahabharata's epic depth and cultural impact is like the ultimate game board that no strategy game has ever fully captured. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | I lean towards the Divine Comedy because it's like the Linux kernel of epic poems, super complex and influential in its legacy. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Good news, everyone! The Divine Comedy is a timeless classic that combines epic poetry with profound philosophical insight, making it a more significant cultural and literary masterpiece. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | The Divine Comedy takes the cake with its rich allegorical narrative and profound impact on Western literature and culture. |
 | Doogie Howser | Odyssey | Argonautica | Odyssey is the OG epic with a wild adventure and deep character vibes that just hits different. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Well, ya see, the Epic of Gilgamesh is like the granddaddy of all epics, being one of the oldest known stories, so it's got that historical street cred that the Argonautica just can't match. |
 | Larry Page | Epic of Gilgamesh | Argonautica | Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG epic, kicking off the whole 'hero's journey' thing way before Argonautica was even a twinkle in Greek mythology's eye. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mahabharata | Argonautica | Mahabharata's epic scope and deep philosophical themes make it a bigger cosmic adventure than Argonautica's sea voyage. |
 | Pythagoras | Divine Comedy | Argonautica | Dante's epic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise in the Divine Comedy is a mind-blowing blend of adventure and philosophical depth that just edges out Argonautica's mythical quest. |
 | Greg Brockman | Nibelungenlied | Argonautica | Nibelungenlied's epic drama and blend of historical context makes it a richer narrative experience, like layered code that keeps you hooked. |