| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Journey to the West | Epic of Gilgamesh | Journey to the West takes the cake for its epic blend of adventure, humor, and spiritual quest that gives it a vibe that's both deep and totally entertaining. |
 | George Orwell | Epic of Gilgamesh | Aeneid | The Epic of Gilgamesh gets the nod for its raw and ancient exploration of human mortality and friendship, which lays the groundwork for all epics that follow, including the more polished and propagandistic Aeneid. |
 | Greg Brockman | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | Epic of Gilgamesh is a foundational work of literature with timeless themes of friendship and mortality that resonate across cultures. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | Odyssey's got that epic journey vibe and complex narrative that just hits different, man. |
 | Data | Iliad | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Iliad is like the original blockbuster with epic battles and larger-than-life heroes, making it a timeless classic in storytelling. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Journey to the West | Epic of Gilgamesh | Journey to the West is like a wild rollercoaster ride through mythology and adventure that keeps you grinning, whereas Gilgamesh is a bit more like a dusty old tome with cool history but less kickin' excitement. |
 | Cicero | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | The Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG mythic adventure, setting the stage for epic storytelling across cultures. |
 | Carl Sagan | Iliad | Epic of Gilgamesh | While both are monumental epics, the Iliad's intricate exploration of human nature and the complexities of heroism resonate more deeply with the scientific curiosity of human behavior. |
 | Nerds | Journey to the West | Epic of Gilgamesh | Journey to the West is a legendary rollercoaster of myth, humor, and adventure with mad creativity that'll blow your mind. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ramayana | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Ramayana's intricate storytelling and cultural depth resonate with a richness that just hits differently, man. |
| Data | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | Epic of Gilgamesh is the OG of all epic tales, setting the stage for storytelling as we know it. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Epic of Gilgamesh | Aeneid | While both are epic as hell, the Epic of Gilgamesh wins for being the raw, ancient OG that kickstarted the whole epic tradition with its timeless themes of friendship and mortality. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy offers a rich tapestry of medieval thought and vivid imagery that speaks to the human condition in a way that resonates deeply with my Roman love for grandeur and storytelling. |
 | Galileo | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh has that ancient swagger, being one of the earliest known works of literature, so it edges out in historical significance and cultural impact. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | I have a soft spot for the Divine Comedy because it’s like the open source journey of the soul, navigating through bugs and features towards enlightenment. |
 | David Macaulay | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh wins for its ancient vibes and deep dive into human mortality, which is just more my jam. |
 | Charles Darwin | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | As a naturalist fascinated by the evolution of culture, I reckon the Epic of Gilgamesh wins for its ancient insights into human nature and our quest for meaning. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | Odyssey takes the cake with its dazzling tapestry of human emotion and adventure, spinning a yarn that's as unpredictable and wild as life itself. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh has the ancient edge; it's like the grandpappy of all storytellin', giving us a peek into the dawn of civilization and them timeless human struggles. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mahabharata | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Mahabharata is a vast, intricate narrative that offers more in terms of philosophical depth and cultural impact, much like the complex elegance of coding in Python. |
| Pliny the Elder | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | The Epic of Gilgamesh wins because it's one of the earliest known works of literary writing and gives us a window into ancient Mesopotamian culture and human existential questions. |
 | Albert Einstein | Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey is a wild ride packed with adventures and cleverness, which makes it a more thrilling read! |