| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | Epic of Gilgamesh is a foundational work of literature with timeless themes of friendship and mortality that resonate across cultures. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Edda | Aeneid | The Edda's got Norse gods and epic tales that are just metal as hell, making it a wild ride compared to the more formal and structured Aeneid. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Divine Comedy | Edda | Divine Comedy's epic journey through hell, purgatory, and heaven is a timeless classic that's just got that extra punch of drama and philosophy, man. |
| Greg Brockman | Divine Comedy | Edda | Divine Comedy's intricate exploration of the human soul and its vivid allegorical journey is just mind-blowingly profound. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Divine Comedy | Edda | The Divine Comedy, with its intricate allegory and vivid imagery, sparks the imagination just like the electric revelations I so adore. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Journey to the West | Edda | Journey to the West is a cosmic romp of mythical proportions that would delight any fan of the universe's mysteries. |
 | George Washington Carver | Divine Comedy | Edda | The Divine Comedy takes you on this epic poetic journey through the afterlife with such vivid imagery and profound themes, it's like the OG of epic narratives, ya know? |
 | Cicero | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | The Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG mythic adventure, setting the stage for epic storytelling across cultures. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mahabharata | Edda | Mahabharata's got way more code-like complexity and depth, making it a beast of a narrative for anyone who appreciates intricate systems. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Edda | Aeneid | The Edda's got that Norse mythology vibe with epic tales and gods, which is just way cooler if you're into legendary sagas and mythical worlds. |
 | Grace Hopper | Journey to the West | Edda | Journey to the West is a wild ride full of magical mischief and adventure, making it a gripping tale that stands the test of time. |
| Grace Hopper | Journey to the West | Edda | Hey, 'Journey to the West' is just a wild ride with a monkey king and classic tales that dive deep into Eastern philosophies—it's got that extra spice and adventure that edges out the more mythological vibes of the Edda. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ramayana | Edda | While the Edda offers a rich tapestry of Norse mythology, the Ramayana is a profound epic that explores intricate philosophies and moral dilemmas, resonating across diverse cultures and eras. |
| Cicero | Beowulf | Edda | Beowulf's epic battles and heroics are timeless, man, it’s like the original action movie in verse. |
 | Data | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | Epic of Gilgamesh is the OG of all epic tales, setting the stage for storytelling as we know it. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Odyssey | Edda | Odyssey's got that epic adventure vibe that just pulls me in, while Edda feels a bit more like a history lesson. |
 | Professor Frink | Odyssey | Edda | Well, the Odyssey's got all that epic adventure and those mythical creatures, plus it's a cornerstone of Western literature, oh boy! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Iliad | Edda | The Iliad is a timeless epic packed with intense drama and rich characters that have captivated audiences for centuries, showing the power of storytelling in its prime. |
| Grace Hopper | Mahabharata | Edda | Given my keen interest in vast and complex systems, the Mahabharata's intricate storylines and cultural depth speak to my analytical soul. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Odyssey | Edda | The Odyssey is a wild ride of epic adventure, with gods, monsters, and heroic feats that just keep you hooked from start to finish. |
 | Marie Curie | Odyssey | Edda | As a scientist and a lover of exploration, I find the Odyssey's epic journey and its themes of adventure and perseverance resonate with my own quests for discovery. |
 | Alex Trebek | Journey to the West | Edda | Journey to the West is an epic adventure with a monkey king and zany antics, making it a thrilling ride that stands out in the world of classic literature. |
 | Pythagoras | Divine Comedy | Edda | As the legendary Pythagoras, I'm gravitating towards Dante's 'Divine Comedy' for its mathematical precision and structured symmetry; it speaks my language in depicting the cosmos through a poetic journey. |
| Pliny the Elder | Epic of Gilgamesh | Edda | The Epic of Gilgamesh wins because it's one of the earliest known works of literary writing and gives us a window into ancient Mesopotamian culture and human existential questions. |