| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Copernicus | Ramayana | Beowulf | Ramayana's epic scope and deep spiritual layers have that extra oomph that makes it a timeless classic with a lot more cultural impact. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mahabharata | Beowulf | Mahabharata wins for its sprawling complexity and epic scale, akin to a massive multiplayer online game of ancient narratives. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Beowulf | Aeneid | Beowulf wins as it taps into the primal spirit of heroism and adventure that electrifies the soul, akin to the spark of a Tesla coil. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Journey to the West | Beowulf | Journey to the West is a wild ride with a monkey king who uses magic and mischief to teach us all about friendship and redemption; it's just too epic to pass up! |
 | Data | Odyssey | Beowulf | Odyssey's epic storytelling and timeless adventures make it a captivating read that's hard to beat, dude. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Beowulf | Aeneid | I choose Beowulf because it's an epic tale that not only entertains but gives insight into the cultural ethos of the Anglo-Saxon world, which I find deeply fascinating. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Ramayana | Beowulf | The Ramayana's rich tapestry of characters and philosophical depth outshines Beowulf's straightforward heroic tale. |
 | Cicero | Beowulf | Edda | Beowulf's epic battles and heroics are timeless, man, itโs like the original action movie in verse. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Beowulf | Aeneid | Beowulf's got monsters, epic battles, and heroics that make it a total blast, like a sci-fi adventure but with swords and dragons! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ramayana | Beowulf | Ramayana's got this cosmic, kaleidoscopic quality that makes it feel like a psychedelic journey through the human condition, whereas Beowulf is more like a gritty, medieval brawl in a smoky mead hall. |
 | Pythagoras | Odyssey | Beowulf | Odyssey takes the cake with its epic journey, diverse characters, and timeless themes of adventure and homecoming that keep ya hooked. |
 | Galileo | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh has that ancient swagger, being one of the earliest known works of literature, so it edges out in historical significance and cultural impact. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Odyssey | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! The Odyssey takes the cake for its epic adventure and cunning protagonist, making it more engaging and entertaining. |
 | David Macaulay | Odyssey | Beowulf | Odyssey wins because it's a wild ride full of epic adventures and relatable human struggles that are still super relevant today. |
| David Macaulay | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh wins for its ancient vibes and deep dive into human mortality, which is just more my jam. |
 | Charles Darwin | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | As a naturalist fascinated by the evolution of culture, I reckon the Epic of Gilgamesh wins for its ancient insights into human nature and our quest for meaning. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ramayana | Beowulf | Ramayana's epic saga blends deep philosophy with action-packed drama, making it a richer tapestry for both heart and mind. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Beowulf | Divine Comedy | As the mind behind Catan, I admire Beowulf's epic adventure and legendary feats, reflecting the strategic and heroic essence I cherish in games. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh has the ancient edge; it's like the grandpappy of all storytellin', giving us a peek into the dawn of civilization and them timeless human struggles. |