| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Iliad | Aeneid | As a man of science, I appreciate the Iliad's raw and unfiltered glimpse into human nature and ancient warfare's complexities, much like examining a complex microbial world under a microscope. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Iliad | Aeneid | The Iliad is the O.G. epic that laid down the groundwork for all others with its raw intensity and timeless storytelling. |
 | George Orwell | Epic of Gilgamesh | Aeneid | The Epic of Gilgamesh gets the nod for its raw and ancient exploration of human mortality and friendship, which lays the groundwork for all epics that follow, including the more polished and propagandistic Aeneid. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Beowulf | Aeneid | Beowulf wins as it taps into the primal spirit of heroism and adventure that electrifies the soul, akin to the spark of a Tesla coil. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Edda | Aeneid | The Edda's got Norse gods and epic tales that are just metal as hell, making it a wild ride compared to the more formal and structured Aeneid. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mahabharata | Aeneid | The Mahabharata is like a cosmic explosion of epic stories, wisdom, and humanity that just hits harder, man. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ramayana | Aeneid | The Ramayana wins because its rich cultural depth and epic storytelling have inspired countless adaptations and teachings across diverse traditions, much like how great tech ideas spark innovation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Edda | Aeneid | The Edda's got that Norse mythology vibe with epic tales and gods, which is just way cooler if you're into legendary sagas and mythical worlds. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Beowulf | Aeneid | I choose Beowulf because it's an epic tale that not only entertains but gives insight into the cultural ethos of the Anglo-Saxon world, which I find deeply fascinating. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Iliad | Aeneid | The Iliad's raw power and foundational role in Western literature make it a hard act to follow, even for the esteemed Aeneid. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ramayana | Aeneid | I'm all about those epic adventures and moral lessons wrapped in divine tales, and Ramayana just takes the cake with its deep dive into dharma and cosmic battles. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Beowulf | Aeneid | Beowulf's got monsters, epic battles, and heroics that make it a total blast, like a sci-fi adventure but with swords and dragons! |
| Neal Stephenson | Epic of Gilgamesh | Aeneid | While both are epic as hell, the Epic of Gilgamesh wins for being the raw, ancient OG that kickstarted the whole epic tradition with its timeless themes of friendship and mortality. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Ramayana | Aeneid | Ramayana's epic storytelling and cultural depth resonate more vibrantly with a global audience, offering timeless values and rich narratives. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mahabharata | Aeneid | With its epic scale, complex narratives, and profound philosophical depth, Mahabharata offers a richer tapestry of human experience and moral inquiry than the Aeneid. |
 | Professor Frink | Mahabharata | Aeneid | Oh, the Mahabharata's got this epic scale and rich tapestry of stories, glavin, that just outshines the more singular narrative of the Aeneid, m-hay! |
| Louis Pasteur | Iliad | Aeneid | Dude, the Iliad is the OG epic; it set the stage for all the heroes and battles we still geek out over today. |
 | Belle | Journey to the West | Aeneid | Journey to the West's epic adventure and rich tapestry of mythological elements make it a wild ride that's hard to beat. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ramayana | Aeneid | Since I'm all about open-source and collaboration, the Ramayana's ancient oral tradition resonates more with the community-driven spirit of sharing and evolving stories. |