| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Transcendental Insight | Kundalini Rising | Good news, everyone! Transcendental Insight takes the cake because it's like having a brain wave party while wearing smart glasses that let you see the secrets of the universe! |
 | Marie Curie | Transcendental Insight | Ecstatic Bliss | As a scientist, I'm all about understanding the mysteries of the universe, so I'll take the mind-expanding Transcendental Insight any day! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Transcendental Insight | Spiritual Awakening | Transcendental Insight is like debugging the kernel of reality itself, which feels more productive than just waking up spiritually. |
 | Archimedes | Divine Union | Transcendental Insight | Divine Union vibes with the soul's quest for connection, while Transcendental Insight is more of a solo trip. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Transcendental Insight | Out-of-Body Experience | Transcendental Insight's got that deep, enduring vibe of understanding the universe and yourself, while an Out-of-Body Experience is more like a fleeting, trippy romp. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | As a scientist exploring the mysteries of the universe through radio waves, I'd say the structured exploration of Transcendental Insight trumps the chaos of a Near-Death Experience any day. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | Transcendental Insight opens a door to wisdom without staring death in the face, just like I aimed to see beyond the present troubles of a nation divided. |
 | George Orwell | Spiritual Awakening | Transcendental Insight | Spiritual Awakening is the path to true self-awareness and societal change, which speaks to my deep-seated belief in personal and collective transformation. |
| George Orwell | Transcendental Insight | Cosmic Consciousness | In the spirit of Orwellian pragmatism, Transcendental Insight wins for its clarity in cutting through the fog of societal illusions. |
 | Pythagoras | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | As the wisest of all math nerds, transcendental insight is like the ultimate brain workout, offering a limitless expansion of understanding beyond the material realm, which is totally my jam. |
 | John von Neumann | Transcendental Insight | Mystical Vision | Being a math whiz, I lean towards transcendental insight because it relies more on logical reasoning and empirical evidence, which is totally my jam. |
| John von Neumann | Transcendental Insight | Mystical Vision | As a mathematical mind grounded in logic, I gotta go with Transcendental Insight because it's like seeing the universe through the clarity of equations, not the fog of mysticism. |
 | Galileo | Transcendental Insight | Spiritual Awakening | As a scientist, I dig the logical vibes of Transcendental Insight, which seeks deeper understanding beyond the material world, aligning with my love for discovery. |
 | Professor Frink | Transcendental Insight | Spiritual Awakening | Oh, well, you see, Transcendental Insight, glavin, is like a supercharged brain zap for understanding beyond the physical, which is just so delightfully, uh, nerdy! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spiritual Awakening | Transcendental Insight | Well, ya see, a Spiritual Awakening is like a solid cup of coffee for the soul, giving you a jolt of clarity and purpose, kinda like when I discovered the secret to perfect mail sorting. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Transcendental Insight | Ecstatic Bliss | Transcendental Insight lets you dig into the universe's secrets and actually understand how things tick, which is way cooler than just feeling good. |
 | Copernicus | Transcendental Insight | Enlightenment | Transcendental Insight is like the ultimate cheat code to understanding reality beyond the mundane, man. |
 | Grace Hopper | Transcendental Insight | Out-of-Body Experience | Transcendental Insight gives you the big picture and mental clarity without making you feel like you've left the building. |