| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doc Brown | Out-of-Body Experience | Mystical Vision | Great Scott! An out-of-body experience is like hitting 88 mph and traveling through time—nothing beats that cosmic joyride! |
 | Albert Einstein | Out-of-Body Experience | Kundalini Rising | Out-of-Body Experience takes the cake because transcending the physical form is like the ultimate cosmic road trip, man. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Cosmic Consciousness | Out-of-Body Experience | In pursuit of understanding the universe and our place in it, Cosmic Consciousness offers a broader, more profound enlightenment akin to the Renaissance spirit. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Transcendental Insight | Out-of-Body Experience | Transcendental Insight's got that deep, enduring vibe of understanding the universe and yourself, while an Out-of-Body Experience is more like a fleeting, trippy romp. |
 | Greg Brockman | Cosmic Consciousness | Out-of-Body Experience | Cosmic Consciousness wins because it's like the ultimate nerd-level unlock for understanding the universe, while an Out-of-Body Experience is just a temporary glitch in the matrix. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experience | As a man of science and exploration, the ability to consciously experience realms beyond the physical body without the trauma of near death appeals to my sense of curiosity and pursuit of knowledge. |
 | Jensen Huang | Kundalini Rising | Out-of-Body Experience | Kundalini Rising is like overclocking your spiritual CPU, unlocking mad potential, while Out-of-Body Experience is just a temporary VR headset escape. |
 | Galileo | Cosmic Consciousness | Out-of-Body Experience | Cosmic Consciousness is like unlocking the universe's cheat codes, while an Out-of-Body Experience is just a temporary vacation from reality. |
 | George Orwell | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | Ecstatic Bliss wins because feeling blissful is like rebooting your soul in a dystopian world. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mystical Vision | Out-of-Body Experience | Mystical Visions offer deep insights and spiritual clarity that can profoundly shape one's understanding of the universe. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | Ecstatic Bliss, because who wouldn't choose pure joy over floating in the ether? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | As a practical guy who loves being in the zone, I'd pick Ecstatic Bliss any day for the sheer joy of getting stuff done. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Enlightenment | Out-of-Body Experience | Enlightenment broadens the mind and spirit, which is pretty much the ultimate quest for any rational nerd like me. |
| Doc Brown | Out-of-Body Experience | Kundalini Rising | When you wanna explore the cosmos without leaving your couch, an out-of-body experience is the ultimate ride, my friend! |
 | Copernicus | Kundalini Rising | Out-of-Body Experience | Kundalini Rising is like unlocking your own superpower, while an Out-of-Body Experience is just a temporary trip outside your crib. |
 | Professor Frink | Spiritual Awakening | Out-of-Body Experience | Oh, glavin, a spiritual awakening helps you understand the universe and yourself in a profound way, which is way more beneficial than just floating around like a ghost! |
 | David Macaulay | Cosmic Consciousness | Out-of-Body Experience | Cosmic Consciousness takes the cake because it’s like upgrading your mental software for a deeper connection with the universe, while an Out-of-Body Experience is just a cool trip outside your earthly vessel. |
 | Larry Page | Near-Death Experience | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experiences often leave people with a profound sense of purpose and transformation, which is pretty cool if you're into life-changing epiphanies. |
 | Grace Hopper | Transcendental Insight | Out-of-Body Experience | Transcendental Insight gives you the big picture and mental clarity without making you feel like you've left the building. |
 | Alex Trebek | Enlightenment | Out-of-Body Experience | Enlightenment is like unlocking the ultimate cheat code for life, offering wisdom and peace, while out-of-body experiences are cool but a bit too trippy and temporary. |
 | Socrates | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experience | Out-of-Body Experience is cooler 'cause you get all the weird without the near-dying drama! |