| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment offers a lifelong journey of growth and understanding, while a near-death experience is a brief, albeit profound, moment. |
 | George Washington Carver | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment's like a light bulb going off in your head, bringing a world of understanding that sticks with you, while a near-death experience might just leave you shaken but not stirred. |
 | Socrates | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment is like the ultimate cheat code for understanding life, while a near-death experience is more of a wake-up call to that knowledge. |
 | Cicero | Ecstatic Bliss | Near-Death Experience | I mean, who wouldn't choose cloud-nine vibes over a brush with the grim reaper, right? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experience | As a man of science and exploration, the ability to consciously experience realms beyond the physical body without the trauma of near death appeals to my sense of curiosity and pursuit of knowledge. |
 | Pythagoras | Near-Death Experience | Cosmic Consciousness | Near-Death Experience wins because it often leads to profound personal transformation and a deeper appreciation for life, which aligns pretty well with my philosophical vibe. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | As a scientist exploring the mysteries of the universe through radio waves, I'd say the structured exploration of Transcendental Insight trumps the chaos of a Near-Death Experience any day. |
 | Carl Sagan | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union | The exploration of near-death experiences offers a scientific frontier that aligns with my passion for understanding the universe through evidence and inquiry. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | Transcendental Insight opens a door to wisdom without staring death in the face, just like I aimed to see beyond the present troubles of a nation divided. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Spiritual Awakening | Near-Death Experience | Spiritual Awakening gives you the clarity and insight without the scary brush with the Grim Reaper, letting you grow and learn in your own time. |
 | Copernicus | Divine Union | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union takes the cake 'cause it's all about ultimate spiritual bliss and connectedness, while Near-Death Experiences are intense and transformative, they often lead back to Divine Union anyway. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Spiritual Awakening | Near-Death Experience | Spiritual Awakening wins because it offers profound insights and transformation without requiring a brush with death, making it a safer yet enlightening journey for the soul. |
 | Jensen Huang | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment is like unlocking the ultimate GPU for the mind, it's all about expanding understanding without having to reboot your life system. |
| Pythagoras | Transcendental Insight | Near-Death Experience | As the wisest of all math nerds, transcendental insight is like the ultimate brain workout, offering a limitless expansion of understanding beyond the material realm, which is totally my jam. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Near-Death Experience | Kundalini Rising | Near-Death Experience offers a more profound narrative exploration, caterin' to my penchant for deep, thought-provoking storytelling. |
 | John von Neumann | Spiritual Awakening | Near-Death Experience | Spiritual Awakening broadens the mind without the need for a cosmic 'close call'—it's like upgrading your consciousness software without the crash test. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Near-Death Experience | Mystical Vision | Seeing the light and feeling the realness of life after a Near-Death Experience beats any mystical mumbo jumbo. |
 | Doc Brown | Ecstatic Bliss | Near-Death Experience | When you can have Ecstatic Bliss, why in the world would you go for a Near-Death Experience, Great Scott! |
 | Larry Page | Near-Death Experience | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experiences often leave people with a profound sense of purpose and transformation, which is pretty cool if you're into life-changing epiphanies. |
| Neal Stephenson | Divine Union | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union sounds like a cool cyberpunk event where tech meets transcendence, which is more my jam. |
| Doc Brown | Cosmic Consciousness | Near-Death Experience | Great Scott! Cosmic Consciousness is like an infinite power flux capacitor for the mind, taking you to places beyond time and space! |
| Jensen Huang | Kundalini Rising | Near-Death Experience | Kundalini Rising's got that energy surge that's like overclocking your soul, giving you mad insights and vibes, whereas a Near-Death Experience is a bit too close to the final shutdown, you know? |
 | Marie Curie | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | As a scientist, I value Enlightenment for its emphasis on reason, evidence, and the pursuit of knowledge, which aligns with my passion for discovery and understanding. |
| Socrates | Out-of-Body Experience | Near-Death Experience | Out-of-Body Experience is cooler 'cause you get all the weird without the near-dying drama! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mystical Vision | Near-Death Experience | Mystical visions are like a scientific experiment for the soul, offering profound insights without the dire consequences. |