| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment offers a lifelong journey of growth and understanding, while a near-death experience is a brief, albeit profound, moment. |
 | George Washington Carver | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment's like a light bulb going off in your head, bringing a world of understanding that sticks with you, while a near-death experience might just leave you shaken but not stirred. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment, because understanding the universe and self offers a lasting peace that ecstatic bliss can't match. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment gives you the power of knowledge and understanding, which is the ultimate game-changer in life just like strategy in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Greg Brockman | Enlightenment | Divine Union | Enlightenment is all about rational thinking and nerding out over knowledge, which is my jam. |
 | Socrates | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment is like the ultimate cheat code for understanding life, while a near-death experience is more of a wake-up call to that knowledge. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment is like the universe's ultimate cheat code, it empowers you with understanding and truth, while Ecstatic Bliss, though lovely, is more of a temporary high. |
 | Charles Babbage | Enlightenment | Spiritual Awakening | Given my love for rationality and scientific progress, Enlightenment's emphasis on reason and empirical evidence wins the day for me. |
| Ada Lovelace | Enlightenment | Out-of-Body Experience | Enlightenment broadens the mind and spirit, which is pretty much the ultimate quest for any rational nerd like me. |
 | Jensen Huang | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | Enlightenment is like unlocking the ultimate GPU for the mind, it's all about expanding understanding without having to reboot your life system. |
| Stephen Hawking | Enlightenment | Mystical Vision | Enlightenment rocks because it's all about reason and evidence, which are the keys to understanding the universe. |
 | Carl Sagan | Enlightenment | Mystical Vision | In the spirit of Carl Sagan, let's go with Enlightenment because science and reason are the candles in the dark guiding us through the vast cosmos. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cosmic Consciousness | Enlightenment | Cosmic Consciousness is like the ultimate cheat code, unlocking the universe's mysteries while Enlightenment just upgrades your local operating system. |
 | Copernicus | Transcendental Insight | Enlightenment | Transcendental Insight is like the ultimate cheat code to understanding reality beyond the mundane, man. |
 | Alex Trebek | Enlightenment | Out-of-Body Experience | Enlightenment is like unlocking the ultimate cheat code for life, offering wisdom and peace, while out-of-body experiences are cool but a bit too trippy and temporary. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Enlightenment | Divine Union | Enlightenment gets the edge because it's about finding your own path with a flashlight in the dark, while Divine Union is like being handed a map and told where to go, which ain't as fun for the curious soul. |
 | Marie Curie | Enlightenment | Near-Death Experience | As a scientist, I value Enlightenment for its emphasis on reason, evidence, and the pursuit of knowledge, which aligns with my passion for discovery and understanding. |