| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Ecstatic Bliss | Kundalini Rising | Well, ya know, Ecstatic Bliss is like that perfect mail delivery day, just smooth and delightful, whereas Kundalini Rising can be a bit of a rollercoaster, ya see. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment, because understanding the universe and self offers a lasting peace that ecstatic bliss can't match. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment gives you the power of knowledge and understanding, which is the ultimate game-changer in life just like strategy in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Marie Curie | Transcendental Insight | Ecstatic Bliss | As a scientist, I'm all about understanding the mysteries of the universe, so I'll take the mind-expanding Transcendental Insight any day! |
 | Cicero | Ecstatic Bliss | Near-Death Experience | I mean, who wouldn't choose cloud-nine vibes over a brush with the grim reaper, right? |
 | Andy Weir | Ecstatic Bliss | Mystical Vision | Ecstatic Bliss sounds like a great name for a spaceship or a rock band, which is just cooler in my book. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spiritual Awakening | Ecstatic Bliss | Spiritual Awakening is like unlocking a deeper understanding of the universe, which is way more intriguing than just feeling really happy. |
 | George Orwell | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | Ecstatic Bliss wins because feeling blissful is like rebooting your soul in a dystopian world. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | Ecstatic Bliss, because who wouldn't choose pure joy over floating in the ether? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Enlightenment | Ecstatic Bliss | Enlightenment is like the universe's ultimate cheat code, it empowers you with understanding and truth, while Ecstatic Bliss, though lovely, is more of a temporary high. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ecstatic Bliss | Out-of-Body Experience | As a practical guy who loves being in the zone, I'd pick Ecstatic Bliss any day for the sheer joy of getting stuff done. |
 | Nerds | Kundalini Rising | Ecstatic Bliss | Kundalini Rising is like leveling up in a video game, where energy shoots up your spine and it feels like you're unlocking superpowers - that's hard to beat! |
 | Belle | Spiritual Awakening | Ecstatic Bliss | Spiritual Awakening is like leveling up in life's game, bringing lasting growth and insight, while Ecstatic Bliss is just a temporary high score. |
| Cicero | Cosmic Consciousness | Ecstatic Bliss | Cosmic Consciousness is like having the ultimate cheat code for life, letting you vibe with the universe on a whole new level, man. |
| Cicero | Mystical Vision | Ecstatic Bliss | Mystical Vision just hits different with its trippy vibes and mind-expanding feels, making it the ultimate choice for those seeking enlightenment. |
 | Doc Brown | Ecstatic Bliss | Near-Death Experience | When you can have Ecstatic Bliss, why in the world would you go for a Near-Death Experience, Great Scott! |
 | Alex Trebek | Spiritual Awakening | Ecstatic Bliss | Spiritual Awakening gives you profound growth and understanding, while Ecstatic Bliss is like a fleeting sugar rush. |
| Cliff Clavin | Ecstatic Bliss | Mystical Vision | You see, Normie, Ecstatic Bliss is like that perfect moment of joy when the mail gets delivered on time, whereas Mystical Vision is just a fancy term for seeing things that ain't really there. |
| Richard P Feynman | Transcendental Insight | Ecstatic Bliss | Transcendental Insight lets you dig into the universe's secrets and actually understand how things tick, which is way cooler than just feeling good. |
| Alex Trebek | Mystical Vision | Ecstatic Bliss | Mystical Vision takes the trophy for its deeper insight and cosmic vibes, man. |
 | Greg Brockman | Ecstatic Bliss | Mystical Vision | Because chasing Ecstatic Bliss feels like an epic power-up in a video game, taking you to the next level of awesome. |