| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Divine Union | Mystical Vision | Well, ya see, Divine Union's got that je ne sais quoi that brings everything together like a good cup of joe. |
 | Carl Sagan | Mystical Vision | Divine Union | Mystical Vision takes the cake because it embodies the wonder and awe of exploring the cosmos, much like gazing into the universe's endless mysteries. |
 | Galileo | Divine Union | Mystical Vision | Divine Union rocks because it brings everything together in a harmonious blend, just like a perfectly balanced equation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Enlightenment | Divine Union | Enlightenment is all about rational thinking and nerding out over knowledge, which is my jam. |
 | Archimedes | Divine Union | Transcendental Insight | Divine Union vibes with the soul's quest for connection, while Transcendental Insight is more of a solo trip. |
 | Carl Sagan | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union | The exploration of near-death experiences offers a scientific frontier that aligns with my passion for understanding the universe through evidence and inquiry. |
 | Copernicus | Divine Union | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union takes the cake 'cause it's all about ultimate spiritual bliss and connectedness, while Near-Death Experiences are intense and transformative, they often lead back to Divine Union anyway. |
 | George Orwell | Kundalini Rising | Divine Union | Kundalini Rising is like upgrading your spiritual software, offering a turbocharged journey of self-discovery and enlightenment. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Divine Union | Mystical Vision | Divine Union has that soul-deep connection vibe that just can't be beat; it's like peanut butter and jelly for the spirit. |
 | Larry Page | Kundalini Rising | Divine Union | Kundalini Rising is like a cosmic energy boost that gets your chakras in gear, whereas Divine Union is more about harmonious vibes. |
 | Albert Einstein | Spiritual Awakening | Divine Union | Just like uncovering the mysteries of the universe, Spiritual Awakening is a profound personal journey that opens up new dimensions of understanding. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cosmic Consciousness | Divine Union | As a man of science, Cosmic Consciousness aligns more with my pursuit of understanding the universe through reason and observation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Divine Union | Near-Death Experience | Divine Union sounds like a cool cyberpunk event where tech meets transcendence, which is more my jam. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Enlightenment | Divine Union | Enlightenment gets the edge because it's about finding your own path with a flashlight in the dark, while Divine Union is like being handed a map and told where to go, which ain't as fun for the curious soul. |