| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | The Rosetta Stone's multilingual text was the key to cracking the code of Egyptian hieroglyphs, which is like discovering the ultimate cheat sheet for ancient languages. |
 | Galileo | Rosetta Stone | Quipu | Rosetta Stone totally wins because it's a rock star in teaching languages, while Quipu is all about counting and not speaking my vibe! |
 | George Orwell | Rosetta Stone | Rongorongo Tablets | The Rosetta Stone unlocked the secrets of ancient Egyptian scripts, a linguistic breakthrough that Rongorongo is yet to achieve for the Rapa Nui tablets. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Rosetta Stone | Quipu | Rosetta Stone wins because it's a linguistic marvel that unveils the mysteries of ancient languages, in a way that tickles the intellect more than a knotted string ever could. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rosetta Stone | Nazca Lines | Well ya see, the Rosetta Stone's like the Swiss Army knife of linguistics, unlockin' ancient languages, whereas them Nazca Lines are more like a mysterious doodle in the sand. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | Because the Rosetta Stone was the key to cracking ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, which was a massive leap for linguistics and history, way more impactful than the still-unsolved Shugborough mystery. |
 | Belle | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | Rosetta Stone is like the OG cheat code for linguists, unlocking ancient Egyptian secrets like a boss. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | The Rosetta Stone, with its trilingual inscriptions, was the key to cracking the code of Egyptian hieroglyphs, a massive cultural breakthrough, unlike the still mysterious Shugborough Inscription. |
 | Alex Trebek | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | Rosetta Stone's the real MVP because it actually unlocked ancient languages, while the Indus Script's still playin' hard to get with the scholars. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | The Rosetta Stone unlocked loads of ancient Egyptian knowledge, while the Shugborough Inscription is still leaving us scratching our heads, so it's the clear winner, you see! |
 | Pythagoras | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | The Rosetta Stone's got all the keys to crackin' ancient languages, while the Indus Script's still playin' hard to get with its secrets. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | The Rosetta Stone's trilingual inscription unlocked ancient Egyptian mysteries like a linguistic Swiss Army knife, whereas the Indus Script still leaves us hanging with its enigmatic silence. |
| David Foster Wallace | Quipu | Rosetta Stone | Quipu's got that ancient Incan vibes, man, weaving knowledge and record-keeping into a tactile art, while Rosetta Stone is just a glorified language app. |
 | The Brain | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | Rosetta Stone cracked open ancient Egyptian, making it a real game-changer, while the Shugborough Inscription is still playing hard to get. |
 | Copernicus | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | Dude, the Rosetta Stone unlocked the secrets of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, seriously changing our understanding of history. |
 | Nerds | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | Rosetta Stone's the real MVP 'cause it cracked the code on ancient Egyptian, unlike the Indus Script, which is still ghosting us. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | The Rosetta Stone was the key to deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphs, a breakthrough that changed our understanding, unlike the Indus Script which remains undeciphered. |
 | Marie Curie | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | The Rosetta Stone unlocked the secrets of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, which was a massive breakthrough for understanding a significant part of human history and culture. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Quipu | Rosetta Stone | Quipu, baby! It’s all about keeping those ancient Andean accounts in check, not just learning a new tongue. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Rosetta Stone | Nazca Lines | As a fellow lover of language and code, Rosetta Stone's role in deciphering ancient scripts is more my cup of tea. |
 | Claude Shannon | Rosetta Stone | Rongorongo Tablets | Rosetta Stone's got the goods, man - it cracked the code for deciphering ancient scripts, while Rongorongo's still a mystery wrapped in an enigma. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Rosetta Stone | Voynich Manuscript | Good news, everyone! The Rosetta Stone is the clear winner because it unlocked the secrets of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, unlike that confounding Voynich Manuscript, which still has us scratching our heads. |
 | Archimedes | Rosetta Stone | Indus Script | The Rosetta Stone is the MVP of deciphering ancient scripts, while the Indus Script is still playing hard to get. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Rosetta Stone | Oak Island Stone | As a man of science and discovery, I find the Rosetta Stone more electrifying due to its pivotal role in deciphering ancient languages, sparking a revolution in understanding human history. |
| Nerds | Rosetta Stone | Oak Island Stone | The Rosetta Stone's crucial role in deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphs trumps the Oak Island Stone's mystery, 'cause let's be real, understanding ancient languages beats a stone with cryptic carvings any day. |
| George Orwell | Rosetta Stone | Oak Island Stone | The Rosetta Stone is the linguistic key that unlocked ancient Egypt, while the Oak Island Stone is more of a mysterious curiosity without much to show for it. |
| Cliff Clavin | Rosetta Stone | Shugborough Inscription | Well ya see, the Rosetta Stone's like the ultimate decoder ring for ancient languages, while the Shugborough Inscription's still a head-scratcher, so the Stone takes the cake for its practical value. |