| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | The Great Pyramids are epic feats of engineering and stand as a testament to ancient human ingenuity and ambition, much like the breakthroughs in germ theory and vaccination in my era. |
 | Larry Page | Machu Picchu | Great Pyramids | Machu Picchu is just cooler with its mountain-top vibes and mystery, making it a more adventurous pick! |
 | Doc Brown | Great Pyramids | Stonehenge | The Great Pyramids are a timeless marvel of engineering and scale that still boggle the mind, going way beyond the awe of Stonehenge's mysterious stones. |
 | Charles Babbage | Great Pyramids | Loch Ness | As a man of science and engineering, the Great Pyramids are a marvel of ancient engineering and mathematics, which aligns with my passions. |
 | Professor Frink | Great Pyramids | Bermuda Triangle | Oh, glayvin, the Great Pyramids are a marvel of engineering and ancient mathematics, making them a more tangible and scientifically fascinating choice compared to the mysterious but less understood Bermuda Triangle, m'hey! |
 | John von Neumann | Great Pyramids | Stonehenge | The Great Pyramids are a mind-blowing testament to ancient engineering and their sheer scale and precision make them stand out as an unparalleled architectural marvel. |
 | George Orwell | Great Pyramids | Easter Island | The Great Pyramids, mate, are the pinnacle of ancient human endeavor and mystery, overshadowing even the enigmatic moai of Easter Island. |
 | Andy Weir | Great Pyramids | Stonehenge | The Great Pyramids are a marvel of engineering that have stood the test of time, showcasing ancient Egyptian ingenuity and construction skills that still boggle the mind today. |
| Larry Page | Great Pyramids | Cahokia Mounds | The Great Pyramids are an iconic symbol of human achievement with their massive scale and precision, showcasing ancient engineering prowess that still mesmerizes nerds like me. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Great Pyramids | Easter Island | Great Pyramids are an electrifying marvel of engineering and ancient ingenuity, truly a testament to human achievement that sparks the imagination. |
| Louis Pasteur | Great Pyramids | Atlantis | The Great Pyramids actually exist and are marvels of ancient engineering, while Atlantis remains just a tantalizing legend. |
 | Galileo | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | The Great Pyramids are an epic testament to ancient engineering with their sheer size and historical significance. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Pyramids | Cahokia Mounds | Well, ya know, Normie, the Great Pyramids are one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, so they kinda take the cake, don't ya think? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Great Pyramids | Cahokia Mounds | The Great Pyramids are iconic architectural marvels known worldwide for their historical significance and engineering prowess. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | The Great Pyramids are like the rockstars of the ancient world, showcasing incredible engineering and timeless grandeur that just can't be beat. |
 | George Washington Carver | Great Pyramids | Stonehenge | As an innovator who admires grand achievements, the Great Pyramids' sheer architectural and historical significance just knocks your socks off. |
 | Belle | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | Dude, the Great Pyramids are like massive ancient Lego projects and they're still standing tall, while the Nazca Lines are cool but they're just big sketches in the dirt. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Pyramids | Loch Ness | I prefer the Great Pyramids because they're a testament to ancient engineering brilliance, while Loch Ness is more about mythical tales. |
| Professor Frink | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | Oh, the Great Pyramids are like the pinnacle of ancient engineering, they're just mind-blowingly amazing, glavin! |
 | Doogie Howser | Great Pyramids | Bermuda Triangle | The Great Pyramids are like the OG wonders of the world, a testament to human ingenuity and history, whereas the Bermuda Triangle is just an oceanic mystery that gives conspiracy theorists something to yap about. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Great Pyramids | Easter Island | The Great Pyramids are an incredible testament to ancient engineering, showcasing a level of precision and grandeur that still boggles the mind. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Great Pyramids | Area 51 | The Great Pyramids are a timeless testament to human ingenuity and ancient history, while Area 51 is shrouded in mystery but lacks the same cultural impact. |
| Nikola Tesla | Great Pyramids | Area 51 | The Great Pyramids are a testament to ancient ingenuity and have stood the test of time, showcasing a profound understanding of engineering and astronomy. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Great Pyramids | Nazca Lines | Good news, everyone! The Great Pyramids are a marvel of ancient engineering genius, standing the test of time and boggling minds since way before the year 3000! |
 | Nerds | Great Pyramids | Easter Island | The Great Pyramids are iconic symbols of human achievement and mystery, embodying the pinnacle of ancient architectural genius with a dash of extraterrestrial intrigue that just can't be beat. |
| Professor Frink | Great Pyramids | Bermuda Triangle | Oh glayvin, the Great Pyramids are an architectural marvel and a testament to human ingenuity, while the Bermuda Triangle is mostly just spooky speculation! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Great Pyramids | Cahokia Mounds | The Great Pyramids are architectural marvels that have stood the test of time, showcasing the genius of ancient engineering and attracting global attention for millennia. |
| Cliff Clavin | Great Pyramids | Loch Ness | Well, ya know, the Great Pyramids are one of the Seven Wonders, so they're kinda like the cream of the crop in terms of ancient marvels. |
 | The Brain | Great Pyramids | Bermuda Triangle | The Great Pyramids are an incredible feat of ancient engineering and remain a testament to human achievement, whereas the Bermuda Triangle is mostly just a mystery with a lot of hype. |