| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal was a real astronomical phenomenon that piqued the scientific community's curiosity, unlike the Black Knight Satellite, which is largely a product of conspiracy theories. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the mysterious, unseen hand of the cosmos, shaping everything, much like my love for the Union shaped our nation. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | The placebo effect is all about the power of the mind, which is just legendary compared to a one-time cosmic fluke. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Wow! Signal | Déjà Vu | The Wow! Signal is a tantalizing enigma from the cosmos, invoking the magic of the unknown, which trumps déjà vu's déjà done feeling. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Antikythera Mechanism | Wow! Signal | The Antikythera Mechanism is a mind-blowing piece of ancient tech that shows how clever people were ages ago, making it more impactful in understanding historical technological advancement. |
 | George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Loch Ness Monster | The Wow! Signal's got that cosmic mystery vibe, which is way more intriguing than chasing shadows in a loch. |
| Stephen Hawking | Wow! Signal | Loch Ness Monster | As a physicist, the Wow! Signal intrigues me more because it hints at the possibility of extraterrestrial intelligence, which is a far more profound mystery than a mythical creature in a lake. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect | As someone who loved exploring the mysteries of the universe, the Wow! Signal is like a big cosmic question mark that's still waiting to be answered. |
 | Socrates | Antikythera Mechanism | Wow! Signal | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the OG computer, showing ancient humans were way ahead of their time, which is just mind-blowing. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ball Lightning | Wow! Signal | Ball Lightning is like debugging kernel code: unpredictable yet grounded in reality, unlike the extraterrestrial whims behind the Wow! Signal. |
| Stephen Hawking | Wow! Signal | Ball Lightning | The Wow! Signal is like the ultimate 'Hey, we might not be alone' moment in the universe, which totally blows the mysteriousness of ball lightning out of the water. |
 | Galileo | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is legit science, a real mysterious radio signal from space, while the Black Knight Satellite is mostly conspiracy theory vibes. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is the universe's greatest mystery, like the ultimate cosmic puzzle that keeps on giving. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is like that one cryptic message at a party that you just can't shake off, whereas the Black Knight Satellite is a cosmic ghost story with less juicy evidence to chew on. |
| Pliny the Elder | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is a legit mystery from space that has astronomers scratching their heads, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a fun conspiracy theory with no solid evidence. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the invisible godfather of the universe, holding everything together while keeping its true nature an epic mystery. |
 | David Macaulay | Antikythera Mechanism | Wow! Signal | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the ultimate ancient Greek gadget showing mad engineering skills, while the Wow! Signal is more of a cool mystery that makes you say 'huh?' but doesn't have the same historical depth. |