| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Placebo Effect | Ball Lightning | Placebo Effect wins because it's a trippy reminder of how our mind can work some serious magic, while Ball Lightning is more of a rare, unpredictable cosmic show. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mystery that keeps the universe together, so how could I not choose it? |
 | Albert Einstein | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter wins because it's the cosmic mystery that's got the whole universe scratching its head, while the placebo effect is just mind games. |
 | Alex Trebek | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | The placebo effect actually has measurable benefits backed by science, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a mysterious, speculative tale. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | The placebo effect is all about the power of the mind, which is just legendary compared to a one-time cosmic fluke. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Placebo Effect | Déjà Vu | The placebo effect is like a cheat code in the brain—it can actually change outcomes, while déjà vu is just a glitchy feeling. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter gets the edge because it's a cosmic mystery pulling the universe's strings, and as a scientist, I can't resist the allure of the unknown. |
 | Alex Trebek | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | The Placebo Effect wins because it's legit backed by science, unlike the Black Knight Satellite, which is mostly sci-fi fun. |
 | The Brain | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | Dude, the placebo effect is legit backed by science and actually does something, while the Black Knight Satellite is one of those wild conspiracy theories with no solid proof. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | As a scientist driven by understanding the universe, I'd pick Dark Matter because it holds the key to the cosmos' mysteries, unlike the placebo effect which is more about the mind's quirks. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Placebo Effect | Ball Lightning | As a board game designer, I'm all about the mind games, so the psychological phenomenon of the placebo effect fascinates me more than a rare meteorological event. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect | As someone who loved exploring the mysteries of the universe, the Wow! Signal is like a big cosmic question mark that's still waiting to be answered. |
 | The Brain | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | Placebo Effect actually does something real in people's minds, while Black Knight Satellite is just conspiracy theory vibes. |
 | Copernicus | Placebo Effect | Stonehenge | The placebo effect is like a cheat code for the mind, tricking it into healing itself without the need for ancient stones. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Loch Ness Monster | The placebo effect actually pulls off real magic in medicine, while Nessie just keeps us chasing shadows in the mist. |
 | Charles Babbage | Placebo Effect | Loch Ness Monster | The Placebo Effect is the real deal in medical studies, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a splash in the lake of mystery. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter | Because, dude, the placebo effect is like magic tricking your brain into healing itself, which is kinda mind-blowing and super handy! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Placebo Effect | Bermuda Triangle | Because while the Bermuda Triangle is just a maritime ghost story, the placebo effect is a real-life Jedi mind trick that demonstrates the power of belief over biology. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Placebo Effect | Stonehenge | The placebo effect is like a hack into our own minds, revealing the untapped potential of human perception and healing, which is far groovier than ancient rocks standing around. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Stonehenge | Placebo Effect | Stonehenge is timeless and mysterious, like the great pyramids, and it’s still standing; the placebo effect is just mind over matter, which is impressive but not as awe-inspiring as ancient rocks lined up by folks way back when. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Placebo Effect | Déjà Vu | The placebo effect is pretty nifty because it shows the mind's power to heal, while déjà vu is just a glitch in the brain's matrix. |