| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Loch Ness Monster | Bermuda Triangle | The Loch Ness Monster wins with its Scottish mystique and the whimsical charm of a creature that has eluded proof yet captured imaginations, while the Bermuda Triangle's allure is more about missing planes and ships, which is kinda a bummer. |
 | Professor Frink | Antikythera Mechanism | Loch Ness Monster | Oh, the Antikythera Mechanism, it's a brilliant piece of ancient engineering, a real gizmo that shows the Greeks were way ahead of their time, glavin! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the mystical force holding the universe together, while the Loch Ness Monster is just an elusive legend without proof. |
 | The Brain | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the universe's secret sauce, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a legendary, unproven giant fish story. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Loch Ness Monster | Black Knight Satellite | As a pioneer of radio waves, I find the idea of a mysterious creature in the depths of a loch more intriguing than an unverified satellite that's likely just space debris. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Loch Ness Monster | Stonehenge | The Loch Ness Monster, whether real or mythical, captures the whimsical and absurd nature of human imagination, which is a lot like my favorite stories. |
 | Albert Einstein | Black Knight Satellite | Loch Ness Monster | As a physicist who loves a good mystery, I'd say the Black Knight Satellite wins because space conspiracy theories are out of this world, quite literally! |
 | George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Loch Ness Monster | The Wow! Signal's got that cosmic mystery vibe, which is way more intriguing than chasing shadows in a loch. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Wow! Signal | Loch Ness Monster | As a physicist, the Wow! Signal intrigues me more because it hints at the possibility of extraterrestrial intelligence, which is a far more profound mystery than a mythical creature in a lake. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loch Ness Monster | Black Knight Satellite | The Loch Ness Monster is a classic, like a legendary bug in the kernel that everyone's heard of, whereas the Black Knight Satellite feels like a conspiracy theory that lacks the charm and wonder of Nessie. |
 | George Orwell | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter might be invisible, but it's got the whole universe wrapped around its mysterious finger, while Nessie is just a charming local legend in a Scottish loch. |
 | Galileo | Loch Ness Monster | Bermuda Triangle | Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is the OG cryptid, sparking imaginations and wild tales for centuries, while the Bermuda Triangle is more about mysterious disappearances than a cool creature. |
 | Albert Einstein | Stonehenge | Loch Ness Monster | Stonehenge is a brilliant example of ancient ingenuity and astronomical alignment, whereas the Loch Ness Monster is still a delightful myth without any scientific evidence. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Loch Ness Monster | The placebo effect actually pulls off real magic in medicine, while Nessie just keeps us chasing shadows in the mist. |
 | Charles Babbage | Placebo Effect | Loch Ness Monster | The Placebo Effect is the real deal in medical studies, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a splash in the lake of mystery. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue holding the universe together, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a cool story from Scotland. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Bermuda Triangle | Loch Ness Monster | The Bermuda Triangle is a vast mysterious expanse with countless unsolved disappearances, so it's got that epic scale and intrigue that can't be beat. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Ball Lightning | Loch Ness Monster | Ball Lightning is a freaky natural phenomenon that sparks curiosity and wonder, much like how Catan sparks strategic excitement. |
 | Carl Sagan | Antikythera Mechanism | Loch Ness Monster | The Antikythera Mechanism is a tangible marvel of ancient engineering, while the Loch Ness Monster is a delightful legend without empirical evidence. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Stonehenge | Loch Ness Monster | Stonehenge is a mind-blowing feat of ancient engineering and a testament to human ingenuity, while the Loch Ness Monster is more of a mythical tale. |
 | Charles Babbage | Stonehenge | Loch Ness Monster | Stonehenge is a real, tangible marvel of ancient engineering while the Loch Ness Monster is just a whimsical legend. |
 | Greg Brockman | Antikythera Mechanism | Loch Ness Monster | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the coolest ancient gadget ever, showcasing early tech genius, while Nessie is just a legendary creature with no solid proof of existence. |