| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mystery that keeps the universe together, so how could I not choose it? |
 | Albert Einstein | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter wins because it's the cosmic mystery that's got the whole universe scratching its head, while the placebo effect is just mind games. |
 | Galileo | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter is the cosmic underdog holding the universe together, while the Bermuda Triangle is just a spooky spot in the ocean. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Déjà Vu | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mind-bender that makes you question the very fabric of reality, which is totally my jam. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the mystical force holding the universe together, while the Loch Ness Monster is just an elusive legend without proof. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the mysterious, unseen hand of the cosmos, shaping everything, much like my love for the Union shaped our nation. |
 | The Brain | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the universe's secret sauce, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a legendary, unproven giant fish story. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue of the universe, influencing galaxies way beyond our reach, while the Bermuda Triangle is just a spooky spot on Earth. |
| Nikola Tesla | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter gets the edge because it's a cosmic mystery pulling the universe's strings, and as a scientist, I can't resist the allure of the unknown. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Antikythera Mechanism | Dark Matter | The Antikythera Mechanism is a testament to human ingenuity and creativity, while Dark Matter is just a cosmic puzzle that keeps eluding us. |
 | Doogie Howser | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter's the mysterious puppet master of the universe, while Ball Lightning's just a flashy guest appearance. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | As a scientist driven by understanding the universe, I'd pick Dark Matter because it holds the key to the cosmos' mysteries, unlike the placebo effect which is more about the mind's quirks. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dark Matter | Black Knight Satellite | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue holding the universe together, while Black Knight Satellite is just a cool conspiracy theory. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter is like the mysterious boss of the universe—it's everywhere yet we can't even see it, way cooler than a flashy lightning show! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dark Matter | Déjà Vu | As a scientist, I'm all about unlocking the mysteries of the universe, and dark matter is one of the biggest puzzles out there waiting to be solved! |
 | George Orwell | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter might be invisible, but it's got the whole universe wrapped around its mysterious finger, while Nessie is just a charming local legend in a Scottish loch. |
 | Andy Weir | Antikythera Mechanism | Dark Matter | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the ancient world's version of a badass Swiss watch, while Dark Matter is still playing hide and seek with us. |
 | Archimedes | Dark Matter | Stonehenge | Dark Matter is the cosmic mystery that might just hold the secrets of the universe, while Stonehenge is a cool ancient monument, but it ain't bending space-time! |
 | Grace Hopper | Dark Matter | Loch Ness Monster | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue holding the universe together, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a cool story from Scotland. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is the universe's greatest mystery, like the ultimate cosmic puzzle that keeps on giving. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter is like the cosmic puzzle piece we haven't found yet, making space way cooler and mysterious. |
 | Alex Trebek | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter's got that cosmic mystery allure—it's like the universe's ultimate puzzle piece, way cooler than a rogue lightning ball. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter | Because, dude, the placebo effect is like magic tricking your brain into healing itself, which is kinda mind-blowing and super handy! |
| Lonnie Johnson | Dark Matter | Antikythera Mechanism | Dark Matter's got that cosmic mystery vibe that just keeps physics nerds like me up at night, dreaming about unraveling the universe's biggest secrets. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mystery ninja, holding the universe together while staying completely hidden and elusive. |
| Charles Darwin | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the invisible godfather of the universe, holding everything together while keeping its true nature an epic mystery. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Antikythera Mechanism | Dark Matter | The Antikythera Mechanism is like a crazy advanced ancient gadget that shows human ingenuity, while Dark Matter is still more of a cosmic mystery we haven't cracked yet. |