| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Black Knight Satellite | Déjà Vu | As a scientist fascinated by the unknown, the Black Knight Satellite intrigues me more with its enigmatic presence and potential for unraveling cosmic mysteries. |
 | John von Neumann | Déjà Vu | Black Knight Satellite | Déjà Vu gets the nod because the eerie feeling of reliving a moment is a mysterious quirk of our brains that's way cooler than an unproven satellite story. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal was a real astronomical phenomenon that piqued the scientific community's curiosity, unlike the Black Knight Satellite, which is largely a product of conspiracy theories. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Stonehenge | Black Knight Satellite | Stonehenge is a tangible, historical marvel built by ancient humans, unlike the speculative and mysterious Black Knight Satellite. |
 | Alex Trebek | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | The placebo effect actually has measurable benefits backed by science, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a mysterious, speculative tale. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Loch Ness Monster | Black Knight Satellite | As a pioneer of radio waves, I find the idea of a mysterious creature in the depths of a loch more intriguing than an unverified satellite that's likely just space debris. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Déjà Vu | Black Knight Satellite | Déjà Vu just hits that sweet spot of mind-bending temporal shenanigans, which is right up my alley in terms of narrative complexity and intrigue. |
| Alex Trebek | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | The Placebo Effect wins because it's legit backed by science, unlike the Black Knight Satellite, which is mostly sci-fi fun. |
 | Copernicus | Antikythera Mechanism | Black Knight Satellite | The Antikythera Mechanism is a legit ancient computer showing the Greeks' mad skills in engineering, while the Black Knight Satellite is mostly hype and conspiracy theories. |
 | Larry Page | Déjà Vu | Black Knight Satellite | Déjà Vu is like a glitch in the Matrix, and I dig that kind of mind-bending stuff more than conspiracy theories about mysterious space objects. |
 | The Brain | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | Dude, the placebo effect is legit backed by science and actually does something, while the Black Knight Satellite is one of those wild conspiracy theories with no solid proof. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dark Matter | Black Knight Satellite | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue holding the universe together, while Black Knight Satellite is just a cool conspiracy theory. |
 | Albert Einstein | Black Knight Satellite | Loch Ness Monster | As a physicist who loves a good mystery, I'd say the Black Knight Satellite wins because space conspiracy theories are out of this world, quite literally! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loch Ness Monster | Black Knight Satellite | The Loch Ness Monster is a classic, like a legendary bug in the kernel that everyone's heard of, whereas the Black Knight Satellite feels like a conspiracy theory that lacks the charm and wonder of Nessie. |
| The Brain | Placebo Effect | Black Knight Satellite | Placebo Effect actually does something real in people's minds, while Black Knight Satellite is just conspiracy theory vibes. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bermuda Triangle | Black Knight Satellite | The Bermuda Triangle's legendary mystique and mysterious disappearances are a captivating enigma that sparks the imagination like a thrilling strategy game. |
 | Galileo | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is legit science, a real mysterious radio signal from space, while the Black Knight Satellite is mostly conspiracy theory vibes. |
 | Cicero | Ball Lightning | Black Knight Satellite | Ball Lightning's the real deal, a legit oddity in nature, while the Black Knight Satellite's more like sci-fi conspiracy fodder. |
 | Doc Brown | Antikythera Mechanism | Black Knight Satellite | The Antikythera Mechanism is a real ancient marvel that showcases human ingenuity, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a far-out conspiracy theory without solid evidence. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is like that one cryptic message at a party that you just can't shake off, whereas the Black Knight Satellite is a cosmic ghost story with less juicy evidence to chew on. |
| Galileo | Antikythera Mechanism | Black Knight Satellite | The Antikythera Mechanism is an incredible feat of ancient engineering and actual historical artifact, while the Black Knight Satellite is mostly a fun and mysterious conspiracy theory without solid evidence. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Antikythera Mechanism | Black Knight Satellite | Well, ya gotta go with the Antikythera Mechanism, 'cause it's a real-deal ancient Greek gadget that shows they were way ahead of the game, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a mystery wrapped in a conspiracy burrito. |
| Pliny the Elder | Wow! Signal | Black Knight Satellite | The Wow! Signal is a legit mystery from space that has astronomers scratching their heads, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a fun conspiracy theory with no solid evidence. |
 | David Macaulay | Antikythera Mechanism | Black Knight Satellite | The Antikythera Mechanism is a mind-blowing piece of ancient tech that showed humans were crafting complex gadgets way before we thought, while the Black Knight Satellite is more of a mysterious legend with little proof. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ball Lightning | Black Knight Satellite | Ball Lightning is like nature's own sci-fi light show, while the Black Knight Satellite is mostly just conspiracy theory chatter. |