| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Socrates | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O. wins because it's all about self-discovery and magic, man, while Skull and Bones is just some secretive old boys' club. |
 | Belle | Thelema O.T.O. | Thule Society | Thelema O.T.O. is all about individual freedom and personal spiritual exploration, which is way cooler than the Thule Society's sketchy history and political affiliations. |
 | Cicero | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses more on personal spiritual exploration and has not been involved in violent acts like Aum Shinrikyo. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Thelema O.T.O. | Order of Nine | Thelema O.T.O. is more structured and historically significant within the context of Western esoteric traditions. |
 | Pythagoras | Thelema O.T.O. | Heaven's Gate | Thelema O.T.O. beats Heaven's Gate 'cause it offers a broader mystical philosophy rather than an apocalyptic exit strategy. |
 | Nerds | Thelema O.T.O. | Scientology | Thelema O.T.O. is more about individual freedom and personal exploration, which vibes better with my nerdy quest for knowledge and self-discovery. |
 | Marie Curie | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on spiritual exploration and individual freedom, while Aum Shinrikyo was involved in violent criminal activities and terrorism. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Thelema O.T.O. | Raëlism | Thelema O.T.O. has deeper roots in esoteric tradition and rich symbolic practices that resonate with my Renaissance spirit of exploring the mysteries of the universe. |
 | Charles Babbage | Thelema O.T.O. | Heaven's Gate | Thelema O.T.O. has a broader philosophical foundation focusing on individual spiritual enlightenment, while Heaven's Gate ended in tragedy. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Thelema O.T.O. | Scientology | Thelema O.T.O. embraces a mystical journey and personal freedom, which resonates more with my appreciation for the exploration of natural philosophies and the pursuit of knowledge. |
| Socrates | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on personal spiritual development, while Aum Shinrikyo has a history of violence and criminal activity. |
| Pythagoras | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O. vibes more with mystical exploration and personal spiritual growth, which makes it cooler in my philosophical book. |
 | John von Neumann | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on spiritual and philosophical exploration without resorting to violence, unlike Aum Shinrikyo's criminal activities. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Thelema O.T.O. | Heaven's Gate | Thelema O.T.O. has a broader philosophical base and less extreme beliefs, which seems more sustainable and grounded. |
| Charles Babbage | Thelema O.T.O. | Temple of Set | Thelema O.T.O. taps into that classic mystical vibe that feels like it aligns more with universal spiritual exploration, ya know? |
 | Carl Sagan | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | While Thelema O.T.O. is rooted in mystical and philosophical beliefs, Aum Shinrikyo is notorious for its criminal activities, including a deadly subway attack. |
 | Albert Einstein | Thelema O.T.O. | Scientology | Thelema O.T.O. promotes individual will and exploration, aligning more with the scientific spirit of curiosity and freedom. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O.'s focus on individual freedom and spiritual exploration resonates more with my innovative spirit and the quest for understanding the universe. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O.'s focus on individual will and self-discovery is far less harmful than Aum Shinrikyo's violent and destructive actions. |