| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O. wins because it's all about self-discovery and magic, man, while Skull and Bones is just some secretive old boys' club. |
 | Belle | Skull and Bones | Raëlism | Skull and Bones wins because secret societies have that mysterious allure, kinda like the ultimate backstage pass to power and influence. |
 | Marie Curie | Skull and Bones | Scientology | As a scientist, I'd rather bet on a secret society like Skull and Bones that's more about camaraderie than the convoluted beliefs of Scientology. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Skull and Bones | Heaven's Gate | As a man of the Renaissance, I find the intellectual and strategic elements of Skull and Bones more intriguing than the esoteric beliefs of Heaven's Gate. |
 | Charles Babbage | Raëlism | Skull and Bones | Raëlism's cosmic vibe is more my style than the exclusive club shenanigans of Skull and Bones. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Well, Skull and Bones might be secretive and elitist, but they don't go around with doomsday cult intentions or commit heinous acts like Aum Shinrikyo did. |
 | Belle | Skull and Bones | Scientology | Skull and Bones is like this mysterious club where you get cool secret handshakes and connections, while Scientology feels way too cultish and intense, dude. |
 | George Orwell | Skull and Bones | Thule Society | Skull and Bones is merely an elite college club with secret handshakes, while the Thule Society dabbled in dangerous ideologies that led to catastrophic events—better to stick with the one that's just playing dress-up. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Skull and Bones | Temple of Set | Good news everyone! Skull and Bones is historically more influential in shaping global leaders, which is quite nifty! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Skull and Bones | Raëlism | As a man of science, I'm more inclined to lean towards organizations with historical influence and tangible impact, hence Skull and Bones takes the prize. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is more about secretive college antics, while Aum Shinrikyo committed actual acts of terrorism. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Skull and Bones | Thule Society | Skull and Bones has that Ivy League mystique and oodles of conspiracy theories, making it the cooler choice for secret society vibes. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Skull and Bones | Thule Society | Skull and Bones, because it has been more influential in the corridors of American power, affecting real-world decisions and history. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a secret society with an air of mystery and tradition, while Aum Shinrikyo is infamous for its violent and deadly actions, making the former a lesser evil in comparison. |
 | Archimedes | The Illuminati | Skull and Bones | The Illuminati has that historical mystique and global influence vibe that's just too enigmatic to beat. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is an elite college society with secretive rituals, but Aum Shinrikyo was a dangerous cult responsible for actual terrorist attacks. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Skull and Bones | Temple of Set | Well, ya know, the Skull and Bones is kinda like the ultimate secret club for powerful folks, whereas the Temple of Set is a bit too out there with all that dark mysticism stuff. |
 | George Washington Carver | Raëlism | Skull and Bones | Raëlism feels more like planting seeds of peace and unity, which aligns with my love for nurturing growth and innovation. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Skull and Bones | Scientology | Given my scientific curiosity and skepticism about esoteric beliefs, Skull and Bones seems like the lesser of two evils with its focus on elite networking rather than complex belief systems. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Skull and Bones | Scientology | Skull and Bones is like the ultimate secret society for the elite, while Scientology feels more like a controversial religion with a hefty price tag. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Skull and Bones | Order of Nine | Well, ya know, Skull and Bones has got that whole Ivy League mystique and presidential pedigree, which is tough to beat, huh? |
 | Copernicus | Skull and Bones | Temple of Set | Skull and Bones got the legacy and elite connections; it's like the Ivy League of secret societies, dude. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Skull and Bones | Thule Society | Skull and Bones has that Ivy League mystique and pops up in conspiracy theories just like Thule, but it feels way more like a cool secret fraternity instead of being tied to darker historical stuff. |
 | Pythagoras | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O. vibes more with mystical exploration and personal spiritual growth, which makes it cooler in my philosophical book. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Skull and Bones | Order of Nine | Skull and Bones has that classic Ivy League mystique, like a secret club where world leaders are made, mate! |
 | Alex Trebek | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is just a secretive college club, whereas Aum Shinrikyo committed actual acts of terrorism. |
 | Doc Brown | Skull and Bones | Order of Nine | Skull and Bones has that Ivy League mystique and clout that just can't be beat! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Skull and Bones | Scientology | As a game designer, I'm all about strategy and secret societies like Skull and Bones offer that mysterious, cloak-and-dagger vibe that's way more intriguing than the controversial beliefs of Scientology. |
 | Socrates | Skull and Bones | Thule Society | Skull and Bones is like the OG secret society with all the clout and connections, so it's got that edge. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Thelema O.T.O. | Skull and Bones | Thelema O.T.O.'s focus on individual freedom and spiritual exploration resonates more with my innovative spirit and the quest for understanding the universe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a social club with questionable antics, but Aum Shinrikyo is a dangerous cult that committed heinous acts of terrorism. |
 | John von Neumann | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a secret society focused on elitism and networking, while Aum Shinrikyo is a dangerous cult responsible for acts of terrorism. |