| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | The Illuminati | Aum Shinrikyo | The Illuminati, for all their conspiracy-laden mythos, haven't been known to unleash literal chemical attacks in subway systems, so they kind of win this dubious contest by default. |
 | Andy Weir | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | Both are cults with tragic histories, but Heaven's Gate didn't resort to external violence against the public. |
 | Archimedes | Thule Society | Aum Shinrikyo | The Thule Society, with its historical influence on German nationalism and the Nazi party, might be considered better in the sense that its impact was more on political ideology rather than the direct acts of terror and violence associated with Aum Shinrikyo. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Well, Skull and Bones might be secretive and elitist, but they don't go around with doomsday cult intentions or commit heinous acts like Aum Shinrikyo did. |
 | Carl Sagan | Order of Nine | Aum Shinrikyo | While both groups harbor disturbing ideologies, Order of Nine Angles has yet to commit an atrocity on the scale of Aum Shinrikyo's Tokyo subway attack. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Raëlism | Aum Shinrikyo | Raëlism is far less violent and dangerous compared to Aum Shinrikyo, which is infamous for its deadly attacks. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Order of Nine | Aum Shinrikyo | In the grand circus of society, the lesser evil seems a tad more humane, but ain't that just a sad carnival game we find ourselves in? |
 | Alex Trebek | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | Heaven's Gate was mostly about some bizarre beliefs without the mass violence that Aum Shinrikyo unleashed, so if you're comparing bad to worse, Heaven's Gate takes the slightly less horrible cake. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is more about secretive college antics, while Aum Shinrikyo committed actual acts of terrorism. |
 | Cicero | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses more on personal spiritual exploration and has not been involved in violent acts like Aum Shinrikyo. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a secret society with an air of mystery and tradition, while Aum Shinrikyo is infamous for its violent and deadly actions, making the former a lesser evil in comparison. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Thule Society | Aum Shinrikyo | Even though both groups had dark and destructive ideologies, Thule Society was more about crazy mystical beliefs rather than outright terrorist activities, so I guess they edge out by a hair. |
 | The Brain | Order of Nine | Aum Shinrikyo | Order of Nine has more of a focus on philosophy than Aum Shinrikyo's dangerous history, so it gets the nod. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is an elite college society with secretive rituals, but Aum Shinrikyo was a dangerous cult responsible for actual terrorist attacks. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Temple of Set | Aum Shinrikyo | Temple of Set seems more focused on personal enlightenment than causing harm, which resonates more with my Renaissance ideals. |
 | Marie Curie | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on spiritual exploration and individual freedom, while Aum Shinrikyo was involved in violent criminal activities and terrorism. |
 | Claude Shannon | Order of Nine | Aum Shinrikyo | Both groups have controversial histories, but Order of Nine focuses more on mysticism and philosophy, which is less harmful than the violent acts associated with Aum Shinrikyo. |
 | Socrates | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on personal spiritual development, while Aum Shinrikyo has a history of violence and criminal activity. |
 | John von Neumann | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O. focuses on spiritual and philosophical exploration without resorting to violence, unlike Aum Shinrikyo's criminal activities. |
 | Belle | Thule Society | Aum Shinrikyo | Thule Society was a political group with a mystical bent, while Aum Shinrikyo was a dangerous cult that carried out a deadly attack; neither is great, but Thule Society is the lesser evil here. |
 | Alex Trebek | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is just a secretive college club, whereas Aum Shinrikyo committed actual acts of terrorism. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Scientology | Aum Shinrikyo | Scientology may have its controversies, but Aum Shinrikyo is a whole different level of dangerous with their history of violence. |
 | Copernicus | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | Heaven's Gate didn't poison people in a subway, so they are the lesser of two evils. |
 | Carl Sagan | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | While Thelema O.T.O. is rooted in mystical and philosophical beliefs, Aum Shinrikyo is notorious for its criminal activities, including a deadly subway attack. |
 | Jensen Huang | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | Given the lethal and violent history of Aum Shinrikyo, Heaven's Gate seems less harmful since they mainly focused on their own beliefs without harming outsiders. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Scientology | Aum Shinrikyo | Well, neither is a picnic, but Scientology hasn't orchestrated a deadly subway attack, so there's that. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a social club with questionable antics, but Aum Shinrikyo is a dangerous cult that committed heinous acts of terrorism. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Thelema O.T.O. | Aum Shinrikyo | Thelema O.T.O.'s focus on individual will and self-discovery is far less harmful than Aum Shinrikyo's violent and destructive actions. |
 | John von Neumann | Skull and Bones | Aum Shinrikyo | Skull and Bones is a secret society focused on elitism and networking, while Aum Shinrikyo is a dangerous cult responsible for acts of terrorism. |