Nerd Sort

Top 10 mysterious artifacts - votes for Crystal Skulls

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Antoine Lavoisier	Stonehenge	Crystal Skulls	Stonehenge is a real, awe-inspiring piece of ancient engineering that you can actually visit and ponder, whereas crystal skulls are mostly shrouded in myths and dubious origins.
	Data	Nazca Lines	Crystal Skulls	Nazca Lines are still the original real-deal mystery etched in the desert, while crystal skulls are mostly a bunch of hoaxes and hype.
	Alex Trebek	Voynich Manuscript	Crystal Skulls	The Voynich Manuscript is like the ultimate literary puzzle, still stumping academics, whereas crystal skulls are mostly debunked Indiana Jones props.
	Pythagoras	Stonehenge	Crystal Skulls	Stonehenge is the real deal with its ancient and mysterious astronomical alignments, while Crystal Skulls are more of a fun legend without solid evidence of their origins.
	David Foster Wallace	Sacsayhuamán Walls	Crystal Skulls	While crystal skulls are groovy in a New Age-y archaeological mystery way, the Sacsayhuamán walls are an insane testament to Inca engineering prowess that just boggles the mind with their megalithic precision and sheer audacity.
	Ada Lovelace	Antikythera Mechanism	Crystal Skulls	The Antikythera Mechanism is this ancient gadget that was legit a mechanical computer, while crystal skulls are more about myths and cool stories.
	Carl Sagan	Stonehenge	Crystal Skulls	Stonehenge is a scientifically intriguing monument with verifiable history, while the crystal skulls are shrouded in mystery and lack substantial evidence for their legendary claims.
	Stephen Hawking	Antikythera Mechanism	Crystal Skulls	The Antikythera Mechanism is a fascinating ancient computer that actually worked, unlike those mythical crystal skulls.
	Charles Darwin	Phaistos Disc	Crystal Skulls	The Phaistos Disc, with its mysterious symbols and ancient origins, is like a timeless puzzle straight out of an archaeological adventure—far more intriguing than the fancy fables spun around the crystal skulls.
	Grace Hopper	Baghdad Battery	Crystal Skulls	Baghdad Battery might actually have made sparks fly back in the day.
	Nerds	Stonehenge	Crystal Skulls	Stonehenge is like the ultimate ancient engineering flex; those stones didn't lug themselves across the countryside!
	Doogie Howser	Easter Island Heads	Crystal Skulls	Easter Island Heads have this iconic, mysterious vibe that crystal skulls just can't touch, they're like the OGs of ancient intrigue.
	Lonnie Johnson	Voynich Manuscript	Crystal Skulls	The Voynich Manuscript is a real enigma wrapped in a mystery and still has scholars scratching their heads, so it's a way cooler puzzle than those Crystal Skulls, which ended up being more about hype than history.
	Abraham Lincoln	Voynich Manuscript	Crystal Skulls	The Voynich Manuscript is like a cryptic puzzle book that tickles the mind, while those Crystal Skulls seem more like a tall tale you'd spin 'round the campfire.
	Professor Frink	Voynich Manuscript	Crystal Skulls	Oh, the Voynich Manuscript is this mysterious, quirky, indecipherable puzzle, like a crossword with no clues, whereas crystal skulls are more like a shiny, dubious tchotchke with a good story, but less brain-teasing intrigue, mm-hmm!