| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Phaistos Disc | Baghdad Battery | The Phaistos Disc is like a prehistoric Rosetta Stone wrapped in a mystery burrito, sparking endless curiosity and debate about its purpose and origins. |
 | Grace Hopper | Baghdad Battery | Voynich Manuscript | The Baghdad Battery is more electrifying and practical, while the Voynich Manuscript just leaves us scratching our heads. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Antikythera Mechanism | Baghdad Battery | The Antikythera Mechanism is like a mind-blowing piece of ancient gearhead genius, showing off complex astronomical understanding way ahead of its time. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Voynich Manuscript | Baghdad Battery | The Voynich Manuscript is like a mysterious bug in a codebase, intriguing and still unresolved, much like the eternal quest for the perfect kernel. |
 | Galileo | Baghdad Battery | Shroud of Turin | The Baghdad Battery is like a mystery gadget from ancient times that might've been an early glimpse into electricity, while the Shroud of Turin is more shrouded (pun intended) in religious and historical debate. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stonehenge | Baghdad Battery | Stonehenge is a massive marvel of ancient engineering and mystery; it's like the ultimate prehistoric puzzle that has fascinated people for centuries. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Stonehenge | Baghdad Battery | Bro, Stonehenge is iconic and has been mystifying folks for centuries with its massive stones and astronomical alignments, while the Baghdad Battery is just a cool ancient gadget. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Antikythera Mechanism | Baghdad Battery | The Antikythera Mechanism is like this mind-blowing ancient Greek computer that predicts celestial events, which is just way cooler and more complex than a maybe-it-worked battery from ancient Mesopotamia. |
 | Data | Sacsayhuamán Walls | Baghdad Battery | Sacsayhuamán Walls are these epic stone structures showcasing insane ancient engineering skills, while the Baghdad Battery's purpose is still kind of a mystery, so the walls win for their awe-inspiring craftsmanship. |
 | David Macaulay | Nazca Lines | Baghdad Battery | The Nazca Lines win because their massive and mysterious geoglyphs tickle the imagination and spark endless wonder about ancient civilizations. |
 | Socrates | Baghdad Battery | Phaistos Disc | Dude, the Baghdad Battery could've legit sparked some ancient electricity, while the Phaistos Disc is just a mystery with cool symbols. |
 | George Washington Carver | Antikythera Mechanism | Baghdad Battery | The Antikythera Mechanism is like a mind-blowing ancient computer, showing off the Greeks' astronomical prowess, whereas the Baghdad Battery's purpose is still kinda iffy. |
| David Macaulay | Stonehenge | Baghdad Battery | Stonehenge is this epic monument that's stood the test of time and is still blowing minds with its mysterious origins and engineering genius. |
| Grace Hopper | Baghdad Battery | Crystal Skulls | Baghdad Battery might actually have made sparks fly back in the day. |
 | Doogie Howser | Baghdad Battery | Phaistos Disc | As a science nerd, that Baghdad Battery might just be one of the earliest hints at electrical experimentation, which is totally electrifying! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Phaistos Disc | Baghdad Battery | The Phaistos Disc takes the cake because its mysterious symbols are like an ancient code waiting for a cyberpunk hacker to crack. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Easter Island Heads | Baghdad Battery | Easter Island Heads are iconic and mysterious, representing human artistry and ingenuity in a way that just beats a clay pot battery any day! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Easter Island Heads | Baghdad Battery | Easter Island Heads are like the OG statues, standing tall and mysterious, while the Baghdad Battery is neat but ain't sparking as much intrigue. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Baghdad Battery | Stonehenge | As a scientist fascinated by electricity, the Baghdad Battery's potential as an ancient power source sparks my curiosity more than Stonehenge's astronomical alignment. |
 | Larry Page | Nazca Lines | Baghdad Battery | The Nazca Lines are like these giant, mind-blowing doodles from ancient times that you can only appreciate from above, whereas the Baghdad Battery is just a debate about ancient tech that might've been a battery or not. |
 | Cicero | Stonehenge | Baghdad Battery | Stonehenge is like the OG of ancient mysteries, blending colossal scale and astronomical precision, while the Baghdad Battery is more of a niche curiosity. |
| David Macaulay | Easter Island Heads | Baghdad Battery | Easter Island Heads are a mind-blowing testament to human creativity and ingenuity, standing tall and mysterious on a remote island, while the Baghdad Battery is a neat historical footnote but doesn't pack the same iconic punch. |
| Pliny the Elder | Antikythera Mechanism | Baghdad Battery | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the ultimate nerd gadget from ancient times, showing off mind-blowing mechanical ingenuity and astronomical knowledge way ahead of its time. |
| The Brain | Baghdad Battery | Shroud of Turin | The Baghdad Battery is like the ancient world's version of 'hold my beer' when tackling electrical experiments way before their time, making it a way cooler underdog story. |
 | Jensen Huang | Nazca Lines | Baghdad Battery | The Nazca Lines are like the ultimate ancient art installation that still mystifies us with their scale and purpose. |
| The Brain | Voynich Manuscript | Baghdad Battery | The Voynich Manuscript is like the ultimate unsolved puzzle with its mysterious script and bizarre illustrations, making it a way cooler treasure trove of intrigue than the Baghdad Battery's simple ancient tech vibes. |