| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Stairway to Heaven | Imagine | Stairway to Heaven takes you on an epic, mystical journey with killer guitar riffs that just can't be beat, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Stairway to Heaven | Hotel California | Stairway to Heaven is like this epic journey of sound and emotion that just has a depth and mystery that's hard to beat, man. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bohemian Rhapsody | Stairway to Heaven | Bohemian Rhapsody's operatic flair and genre-bending audacity feels like a Neal Stephenson narrative on a musical rollercoaster. |
 | Marie Curie | Imagine | Stairway to Heaven | Imagine has a universal message of peace and hope that resonates with everyone everywhere, just like the beauty of scientific discovery. |
 | John von Neumann | Stairway to Heaven | Imagine | Stairway to Heaven is a musical odyssey that takes you on a journey with its epic solos and poetic lyrics, man. |
 | Charles Darwin | Moonlight Sonata | Stairway to Heaven | Moonlight Sonata's timeless elegance and emotional depth make it a classic that resonates through the ages, like nature's perfect balance. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Symphony No. 9 | Stairway to Heaven | Symphony No. 9 is a timeless masterpiece that revolutionized classical music and continues to inspire generations with its profound complexity and emotional depth. |
 | Charles Babbage | Rhapsody in Blue | Stairway to Heaven | As a pioneer of computing and classical music aficionado, 'Rhapsody in Blue' wins for its groundbreaking fusion of jazz and classical elements, much like my own work's fusion of mathematics and machinery. |
 | David Macaulay | Symphony No. 9 | Stairway to Heaven | Symphony No. 9 is like the ultimate masterpiece that forever shaped classical music, blending profound emotion and complexity in a way that's timeless, dude. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Rhapsody in Blue | Stairway to Heaven | As a scientist who's got a sweet spot for classical flair, 'Rhapsody in Blue' hits all the right chords with its jazzy innovation and orchestral genius. |
 | Professor Frink | Rhapsody in Blue | Stairway to Heaven | Oh, glavin! Rhapsody in Blue, with its jazzy, quirky brilliance, tickles my cerebellum in a way that resonates with my love for complex musical structures and innovation, more so than the rockin' epic of Stairway to Heaven, which is still quite cromulent! |
| Charles Babbage | Clair de Lune | Stairway to Heaven | As the father of the computer, I'd say Clair de Lune, with its mathematical precision and emotional depth, is a timeless masterpiece that resonates with the analytic and poetic side of the mind. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Symphony No. 9 | Stairway to Heaven | Symphony No. 9 is like the OG blueprint for epic compositions, showing the world what musical genius sounds like back in the day. |
| Charles Babbage | Rhapsody in Blue | Stairway to Heaven | Rhapsody in Blue melds jazz and classical elements in a groundbreaking way that's just pure genius, like the original mashup track. |
 | Alex Trebek | Symphony No. 9 | Stairway to Heaven | Symphony No. 9 is a timeless masterpiece that laid the foundation for modern symphonic music, rivaling even the most iconic rock anthems. |
 | George Orwell | Swan Lake | Stairway to Heaven | Swan Lake's timeless grace and storytelling through dance resonate with the human experience just like my own narratives about society. |
| Neal Stephenson | Stairway to Heaven | Hotel California | Stairway to Heaven wins for its epic build-up and mythic narrative, which aligns with the storytelling depth I appreciate. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Four Seasons | Stairway to Heaven | As a purveyor of the natural world’s symphonies, Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons resonates with my love for nature’s intricate dance, akin to a field of peanuts whispering in the breeze. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Bohemian Rhapsody | Stairway to Heaven | Bohemian Rhapsody's innovative structure and operatic flair totally geek out on creativity, breaking traditional song molds like a true tech wizard. |
| Guido van Rossum | Bohemian Rhapsody | Stairway to Heaven | Bohemian Rhapsody is like the Python of rock songs—innovative, versatile, and it just gets cooler with time. |
 | The Brain | Moonlight Sonata | Stairway to Heaven | Moonlight Sonata has that classic vibe; it's like the OG of musical feels, where Beethoven just pours his soul into every note. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Stairway to Heaven | Imagine | Stairway to Heaven's epic journey through sound is like a musical Gettysburg Address—transcendent and timeless. |
| Professor Frink | Clair de Lune | Stairway to Heaven | Oh, well, you know, I'd have to go with Clair de Lune because it's like a soothing sonic balm for the brain, soothing the neurons, if you will, with its classical elegance and the way it makes your synapses dance, glavin! |
| Ada Lovelace | Swan Lake | Stairway to Heaven | Swan Lake is a timeless classic that's been enchanting audiences with its graceful ballet and haunting music for over a century; it's like pure magic in motion. |
| Alex Trebek | Stairway to Heaven | Swan Lake | Stairway to Heaven rocks on a whole other level, man, blending epic guitar solos with mystical lyrics that just take you on a journey. |
| Charles Darwin | Stairway to Heaven | Hotel California | In the grand scheme of musical evolution, 'Stairway to Heaven' just has that timeless, ethereal vibe that speaks to the journey of life, much like a good old voyage on the Beagle. |