| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Clair de Lune | Hotel California | Clair de Lune, with its ethereal and timeless beauty, resonates more with the soul's longing for transcendence than the catchy yet more temporal vibes of Hotel California. |
| Neal Stephenson | Rhapsody in Blue | Clair de Lune | Rhapsody in Blue's fusion of classical and jazz elements mirrors the eclectic and innovative nature that I appreciate in storytelling and world-building. |
 | Charles Babbage | Clair de Lune | Stairway to Heaven | As the father of the computer, I'd say Clair de Lune, with its mathematical precision and emotional depth, is a timeless masterpiece that resonates with the analytic and poetic side of the mind. |
 | Professor Frink | Clair de Lune | Imagine | Clair de Lune, with its intricate, beautiful melodies, evokes a timeless emotional depth that makes my nerdy heart go 'glavin!' |
 | Doogie Howser | Bohemian Rhapsody | Clair de Lune | Bohemian Rhapsody rocks with its epic blend of genres and theatrical flair, making it a legendary jam that's just unbeatable. |
 | Larry Page | Clair de Lune | Moonlight Sonata | Clair de Lune just hits different with its dreamy vibes and impressionistic feels, perfect for a chill night. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Four Seasons | Clair de Lune | The Four Seasons, with its vivid representation of nature’s power and beauty, speaks to my love for the complex interplay between art and the natural world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Clair de Lune | Swan Lake | Clair de Lune is as smooth and rich as a fresh batch of peanut butter, perfectly capturing the soul's gentle musings. |
| Professor Frink | Clair de Lune | Stairway to Heaven | Oh, well, you know, I'd have to go with Clair de Lune because it's like a soothing sonic balm for the brain, soothing the neurons, if you will, with its classical elegance and the way it makes your synapses dance, glavin! |
| George Washington Carver | Swan Lake | Clair de Lune | Swan Lake's dramatic flair and timeless ballet storytelling resonate deeply with the spirit of creativity and perseverance, much like how I see the potential in every peanut. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Symphony No. 9 | Clair de Lune | Symphony No. 9 is a monumental masterpiece that brings together the grandeur of a full orchestra and choir, making it an epic journey of musical genius. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Clair de Lune | Imagine | Clair de Lune's ethereal beauty and intricate composition resonates with the harmony of the universe, much like my love for the elegance of alternating current. |
 | Marie Curie | Symphony No. 9 | Clair de Lune | Symphony No. 9 is a monumental piece that brings people together with the 'Ode to Joy,' reflecting a universal bond much like the shared pursuit of knowledge in science. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bohemian Rhapsody | Clair de Lune | Good news, everyone! While Clair de Lune is a timeless classic, Bohemian Rhapsody’s blend of rock and opera and its cultural impact make it a standout masterpiece in the 20th century. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Clair de Lune | Imagine | Well, ya know, Clair de Lune's got that classical charm and sophistication, like a fine wine, whereas Imagine, great as it is, is more like a catchy beer jingle. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Clair de Lune | Moonlight Sonata | Clair de Lune just flows with an ethereal beauty that resonates with my scientific soul, like a perfect chemical equation in harmony. |