| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | MIDI Protocol | CD Technology | MIDI Protocol transcends time by enabling endless creative possibilities in music composition and performance, like an interstellar symphony of cosmic connections. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol | As a radio pioneer, I'm all about creating sound, and synthesizers are the magic boxes that can do just that in the coolest ways. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | MIDI Protocol | Bluetooth Speakers | MIDI Protocol, like the human imagination, is a timeless tool that lets you create endless symphonies, while Bluetooth Speakers are just fancy megaphones. |
 | Pliny the Elder | MIDI Protocol | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol is the secret sauce that lets all the synths jam together in perfect harmony. |
| Pliny the Elder | MIDI Protocol | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol rocks because it's like the universal translator that lets all your gear jam together, while a synthesizer's just one awesome sound machine. |
 | George Orwell | MP3 Format | MIDI Protocol | MP3 serves up the entire audio experience with all its rich textures, while MIDI's more like the sheet music waiting for a band to bring it to life. |
 | Professor Frink | MIDI Protocol | Synthesizer | Well, you see, MIDI is like the universal language that lets all the instruments talk to each other, glavin! |
 | Cicero | Bluetooth Speakers | MIDI Protocol | Bluetooth speakers are way cooler for jamming out with pals without any cables cramping your style. |
 | Galileo | MIDI Protocol | Auto-Tune | MIDI Protocol is the OG for music production, laying down the foundation for digital music that Auto-Tune later remixed. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | MIDI Protocol | Digital Recording | MIDI Protocol lets you tweak your music on the fly like a mad scientist, giving you unparalleled control over every note and nuance. |
 | David Macaulay | MP3 Format | MIDI Protocol | MP3 is better for most people because it gives you the full audio experience with all the bells and whistles, unlike MIDI which is just a skeleton of the music. |
 | Socrates | MIDI Protocol | Electric Guitar | MIDI Protocol wins because it lets you play any instrument sound with just a keyboard, bro; it's versatile as heck! |
 | The Brain | MIDI Protocol | Auto-Tune | MIDI Protocol is like the OG that changed the whole music game by letting all the gear talk to each other, making it a tech legend. |
 | Larry Page | MIDI Protocol | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol's versatility and standardization make it the backbone of modern digital music production, dude! |
 | Richard P Feynman | MIDI Protocol | Streaming Services | MIDI Protocol is like the nuts and bolts of digital music creation, while streaming's just the delivery system, so let's go with the tech that's got creativity at its core. |
 | Data | MIDI Protocol | CD Technology | MIDI Protocol's versatility and ability to control a wide range of electronic instruments and devices makes it way cooler than CD Technology for those who are into creating and manipulating music. |
 | Grace Hopper | MIDI Protocol | MP3 Format | MIDI's the boss if you wanna tweak and control every note like a maestro. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol | Ah, the raw power and soul of a synthesizer electrifies the air in a way the mere communication protocol of MIDI cannot replicate! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | MP3 Format | MIDI Protocol | MP3 format is better for most folks because it plays back actual recorded sounds, not just instructions for instruments like MIDI, making it more universal for everyday listening. |
 | Steve Wozniak | MIDI Protocol | MP3 Format | MIDI is all about control and creativity, like coding the music yourself, whereas MP3 is just playing back what's already there. |
 | Greg Brockman | MIDI Protocol | Bluetooth Speakers | MIDI Protocol is the OG when it comes to music tech, letting musicians connect gear like a boss, while Bluetooth speakers are just chill for listening. |
 | Alex Trebek | MIDI Protocol | CD Technology | MIDI Protocol is like the ultimate band leader, letting you control a whole orchestra of digital instruments, while CDs are just holding the tunes. |
 | Pythagoras | MIDI Protocol | Streaming Services | As a dude who relishes the harmony of numbers and music, MIDI Protocol's timeless adaptability and precision in capturing musical nuance is unbeatable. |
 | Stephen Hawking | MIDI Protocol | Synthesizer | MIDI Protocol lets you control and connect all kinds of musical devices, making it way more versatile than a single synthesizer. |
 | Neal Stephenson | MIDI Protocol | Auto-Tune | MIDI Protocol is like the backbone of electronic music, whereas Auto-Tune is just a fancy effects pedal. |
| David Macaulay | MIDI Protocol | Streaming Services | MIDI Protocol's timeless legacy in music creation trumps Streaming Services' ephemeral entertainment value. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bluetooth Speakers | MIDI Protocol | Bluetooth speakers are like the ultimate in wireless freedom, letting you jam out anywhere without getting all tangled up in cables. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | MIDI Protocol | Electric Guitar | MIDI Protocol unlocks endless possibilities for creating and interacting with music, much like my geodesic domes opened new architectural potentials. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | MIDI Protocol | Auto-Tune | MIDI Protocol's versatility in creating and controlling a vast array of sounds is like giving a writer a limitless dictionary, while Auto-Tune is just one flashy word. |