| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Electric Guitar | MP3 Format | As a board game designer, I appreciate the creativity and hands-on artistry of playing an electric guitar over the digital convenience of MP3s. |
 | Andy Weir | Electric Guitar | Digital Recording | Nothing beats the raw power and expressiveness of shredding an electric guitar, man! |
 | Claude Shannon | Electric Guitar | MP3 Format | As a lover of creativity and innovation, the electric guitar wins for its raw, expressive power and the endless sonic possibilities it offers to musicians. |
 | Doc Brown | Electric Guitar | Streaming Services | Great Scott! The electric guitar wields the raw power to transcend time, unlike any digital stream ever could. |
 | Socrates | MIDI Protocol | Electric Guitar | MIDI Protocol wins because it lets you play any instrument sound with just a keyboard, bro; it's versatile as heck! |
 | David Macaulay | Electric Guitar | Auto-Tune | Electric guitar rocks with raw, unfiltered expression that Auto-Tune can’t replicate. |
 | George Washington Carver | Multitrack Recording | Electric Guitar | Multitrack Recording lets you layer sounds and create complex musical landscapes, just like how I layered uses for the peanut. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Electric Guitar | Bluetooth Speakers | An electric guitar is a soulful contraption that lets you unleash raw human emotion, while Bluetooth speakers are just a way to enjoy someone else's creation. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Electric Guitar | CD Technology | Electric guitars rock the world with soul and creativity, while CDs, cool as they were, are kinda obsolete in the digital age. |
| George Washington Carver | Streaming Services | Electric Guitar | Streaming services bring the world of music to your fingertips, making it way easier to discover new jams anytime, anywhere. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Electric Guitar | Auto-Tune | The electric guitar is like a cosmic extension of human creativity, vibrating straight into the universe's feedback loop. |
 | Marie Curie | MP3 Format | Electric Guitar | MP3 format revolutionized music accessibility and portability, making tunes available to everyone, everywhere. |
 | Copernicus | Electric Guitar | MP3 Format | Electric guitars rock the world with raw, live energy that no digital format can match, man! |
| Buckminster Fuller | MIDI Protocol | Electric Guitar | MIDI Protocol unlocks endless possibilities for creating and interacting with music, much like my geodesic domes opened new architectural potentials. |